After walking by a park they notice a body in the brush. The Griz fan leans over the body to discover that it is a woman’s body, and she is naked.
The Cat fan approaches the body, takes his hat off and puts it over a breast. The Digger fan approaches the body, takes his hat off and puts it over the other breast. The griz fan then approaches the body, takes his hat off and places it over her genital area.
The three then proceed to call the cops. A detective arrives on scene and goes to examine the body. The lifts the cat hat, looks, then places the hat back over the breast. The detective then lifts the digger hat, looks, then places the hat back over the breast.
The detective then lifts the griz hat, takes a look, and then places it back. Steps back, thinks for a moment then proceeds to lift the griz had again.
Confused and upset by the detective's obscene behavior the griz fan says, "what the hell man? Are you some kind of pervert?"
The detective steps back, looks at the three and say, "No! This is just the first time I haven’t found an @sshole under this hat!
