My book review of the Bible

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:44 pm

GOKATS wrote:Did you buy your own karaoke system just you could sing "I'm Such a Lonely Boy"?

I yodeled it into your mom's vagina

Gus · Post by **Gus** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:53 pm

For Gods sake please get some help. Get back on your meds or back in rehab. Whatever it takes.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:29 pm

Best line from Reno 911 wrote:Who can guess what Circle the Wagons means? That is when you put three bunks, like the circling up of the wagons in a wagon train, an old cowboy movie, and they have the sheets hanging down so you can't see what's going on inside the four bunks and inside the four bunks about two dozen boys just ****** the ****** out of this little mormon kid. Now they don't want to break your jaw because they still want your jaw to be able to work, so what it does it takes out your teeth and then they just skull-****** the ****** out of this boy. Uh... we came in and there wasn't really anything left. They ass-****** him, skull-****** him, they ****** his back, they bent up his shoulders and titty-****** him with his shoulder blades. ****** up ******, man. We came in here and all the convicts you know, all of them where like, "Uh..." you know, "He was ****** to death before we got here." So we couldn't really point the finger at nobody, because it was either all or nothing, and you ain't going to book two dozen people. Uh... so then, you know, that's when we starting bolting the bunks to the wall like that.

homerun montana!

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:04 pm

BigBruceBaker · Post by **BigBruceBaker** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:42 pm

If we can take a vote to kick someone out...this guy by FAR has all my votes to get kicked out

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:49 pm

BigBruceBaker wrote:If we can take a vote to kick someone out...this guy by FAR has all my votes to get kicked out

NOOOO way.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:57 pm

I'd say 3B's, you're probably in the minority. Unlike some, '02 has a sense of humor and does add to the conversation at times

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:11 pm

catamaran wrote:I'd say 3B's, you're probably in the minority. Unlike some, '02 has a sense of humor and does add to the conversation at times

I totally agree.

If he didn't have the screen name of UM2002 and had *MSU2000* you guys would think he's the funniest poster ever.

**Disclaimer** The reason his screen name would be MSU2000 is very simple, a guy smart enough to be a GRIZ fan would have easily graduated from MSU 2 years quicker than the fan base at MSU.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:17 pm

AlphaGriz1 wrote:
catamaran wrote:I'd say 3B's, you're probably in the minority. Unlike some, '02 has a sense of humor and does add to the conversation at times
I totally agree.

If he didn't have the screen name of UM2002 and had *MSU2000* you guys would think he's the funniest poster ever.

**Disclaimer** The reason his screen name would be MSU2000 is very simple, a guy smart enough to be a GRIZ fan would have easily graduated from MSU 2 years quicker than the fan base at MSU.

not without an intersession or two