BDizzle's 1st Warning

[UMclassof2002]

As a result of the election, I have slipped into a crippling, suffering state of despair. I cannot talk. I cannot laugh. I cannot eat but only what is necessary to survive. I cannot listen to Paul Wall or pound Bud 40s with any conviction. Right now, I cannot stomach the thought of staying up until 3 AM playing Castlevanyia and bootie calling catgirl via AOL Instant Messenger. In fact, I have officially and completely disassociated myself from American society. I quit my gig at Schwan's. I know that EverettGriz has shredded his close contact info with Greyhound and Accor Hotels. A-Bomb is no longer slicing cold cuts at Subway. And Alpha...well, the A-man is holed up in the wine cellar at headquarters, frothing at the mouth, and insanely diagramming on an Etch-O-Sketch the myriad ways he is going to KILL PlayerRep. But that is another matter entirely. Soon we are cutting off all power at HQ. We are going to live an Amish life and live only with the tools we create with our strong ASS BEATING hands, and live only off the food the earth naturally provides. We are going to delve into a focus so deep and calculated, you'll think we're hibernating. This focus will revolve entirely around BEATING THE LIVING ****** OUT OF YOU PEOPLE. This must happen. This will happen. Every single one of you rotting ****** has, in one way or another, contributed to the impending doom of our great nation. And we are VIOLENTLY pissed off about this. It's time to get serious. It's time for the reaper to come out of hiding. It's...time...

[Hell's Bells]

As a result of the election, I have slipped into a crippling, suffering state of despair. I cannot talk. I cannot laugh. I cannot eat but only what is necessary to survive. I cannot listen to Paul Wall or pound Bud 40s with any conviction. Right now, I cannot stomach the thought of staying up until 3 AM playing Castlevanyia and bootie calling catgirl via AOL Instant Messenger. In fact, I have officially and completely disassociated myself from American society. I quit my gig at Schwan's. I know that EverettGriz has shredded his close contact info with Greyhound and Accor Hotels. A-Bomb is no longer slicing cold cuts at Subway. And Alpha...well, the A-man is holed up in the wine cellar at headquarters, frothing at the mouth, and insanely diagramming on an Etch-O-Sketch the myriad ways he is going to KILL PlayerRep. But that is another matter entirely. Soon we are cutting off all power at HQ. We are going to live an Amish life and live only with the tools we create with our strong ASS BEATING hands, and live only off the food the earth naturally provides. We are going to delve into a focus so deep and calculated, you'll think we're hibernating. This focus will revolve entirely around BEATING THE LIVING ****** OUT OF YOU PEOPLE. This must happen. This will happen. Every single one of you rotting ****** has, in one way or another, contributed to the impending doom of our great nation. And we are VIOLENTLY pissed off about this. It's time to get serious. It's time for the reaper to come out of hiding. It's...time...

I think '02 has officially jumped off the deep end....

[BDizzle]

WOW! You both are showing some amazing maturity. "He started it" is really your excuse? You mean you don't see the VERY FIRST POST of this thread has your name on it that was SMACK posted on a productive thread within the Athletics forum?

Didn't know voicing my opinion that I think the Bobcats are the 2nd or 3rd best team in the state is smack. TRUTH HURTS DOESN"T IT!

[longhorn_22]

WOW! You both are showing some amazing maturity. "He started it" is really your excuse? You mean you don't see the VERY FIRST POST of this thread has your name on it that was SMACK posted on a productive thread within the Athletics forum?

Didn't know voicing my opinion that I think the Bobcats are the 2nd or 3rd best team in the state is smack. TRUTH HURTS DOESN"T IT!

There is no way in shi* MSU would lose to Carroll. You have seriously got to be kidding. And you think that if Carroll beats another NAIA team next week that would be your rationale for making them the 2nd best team in the state? You must go by Stanley, because you are a tool.

[BDizzle]

WOW! You both are showing some amazing maturity. "He started it" is really your excuse? You mean you don't see the VERY FIRST POST of this thread has your name on it that was SMACK posted on a productive thread within the Athletics forum?

Didn't know voicing my opinion that I think the Bobcats are the 2nd or 3rd best team in the state is smack. TRUTH HURTS DOESN"T IT!

There is no way in shi* MSU would lose to Carroll. You have seriously got to be kidding. And you think that if Carroll beats another NAIA team next week that would be your rationale for making them the 2nd best team in the state? You must go by Stanley, because you are a tool.

I also don't think Carroll would stand a chance vs MSU. I have a friend that goes to Carroll and he always talks about how they would beat MSU. I said MSU would win by 40. The point was that UM is the #1 school in the state when it comes to football. MSU and Carroll are #2 and #3 respectively. But Carroll has been on the upswing for years while MSU seems to be stuck in place. The ladies do call me the human power tool.

[AlphaGriz1]

If I had to guess BDizzle and Triple B used to be an "item" in college.

When they both decided to stay and live in Montana they realized their way of life will not be accepted here in their lifetimes to they fought like cats & cats.

BDizzle quit his job at McDonald's for a promotion at the Suds Up car wash and Triple B decided to make himself seem big and tough using the internet personna of Big Bruce Baker. They both secretly yearn for one another and Triple B makes many many late night booty calls at the car wash. He slides his 74 pinto inside the wash, it makes him wet and suds'y while pushing him through to the end where he is blown till his car is dry.

It really makes him feel like one with the DDizzle.



Please lets keep the love spats off the internet message boards.

[BigBruceBaker]

If I had to guess BDizzle and Triple B used to be an "item" in college.

When they both decided to stay and live in Montana they realized their way of life will not be accepted here in their lifetimes to they fought like cats & cats.

BDizzle quit his job at McDonald's for a promotion at the Suds Up car wash and Triple B decided to make himself seem big and tough using the internet personna of Big Bruce Baker. They both secretly yearn for one another and Triple B makes many many late night booty calls at the car wash. He slides his 74 pinto inside the wash, it makes him wet and suds'y while pushing him through to the end where he is blown till his car is dry.

It really makes him feel like one with the DDizzle.



Please lets keep the love spats off the internet message boards.

While Alpha's Love for "Mankind" is heart warming I along with many posters from the boards dont appreciate his coming out pity trips about his long lost companion. Although most assume AlphaGriz1 is a name for the best grizlly fan i know from several insiders (get it?) That AG1 stands for Alone & Gay. Alone and gay might seem like a lonely guy. But as him and BearAxed sit in their 1 bed apartment. Tangent: Why do you guys have 3 bedrooms and only one bed? Anyway...as they sit alone and take pictures of their cats while drinking peach margaritas and thinking of the good old days in SF area when it was welcomed to be "different" or "Flamboyant" they come up with cute little songs and adorable little nick nacks (their words not mind) that they sell in the and around the HIV clinic to make they money required to keep their dreams of owning a Cat costume/make your own sex toy shop.

I wish them luck. It must be hard. Especially when that damn Brokeback mountain outed their lifestlye. OHHHHH the fun they used to have riding bareback in the mountains. The smell of the pine, the yellowish rain fall on their heads.

[AlphaGriz1]

Make fun of anything you want but leave the fu*king peach margaritas OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigBruceBaker]

That was for the damn 74 pinto comment. You know its a 72 you BAS**RD!!!

[AlphaGriz1]

Triple B and his 72 pinto.

[STREETCAT]

BDizzle's First date, sometime shortly after his 1st warning.

[Billings_Griz]

She's just acting hard to get...

[BigBruceBaker]

She fainted from his good looks and quick wit