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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:03 am

A family of Bobcat football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a UM Grizzly jersey and says to his older sister,
"I've decided to become a Grizzly fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". Off goes the little lad with the Grizzly jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Grizzly fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says," Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the Grizzly jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Grizzly fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT"!

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good, son, what is it?"
"I've only been a Grizzly fan for an hour and I already hate you Bobcat bastards."
:) :wink:


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Post by mquast53000 » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:09 am

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post by wbtfg » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:14 am

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:A family of Bobcat football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a UM Grizzly jersey and says to his older sister,
"I've decided to become a Grizzly fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". Off goes the little lad with the Grizzly jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Grizzly fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says," Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the Grizzly jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Grizzly fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT"!

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good, son, what is it?"
"I've only been a Grizzly fan for an hour and I already hate you Bobcat bastards."
:) :wink:
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Grease the doorway.


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Post by Cat Grad » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:18 am

Know why the Fizzlies have artifical turf?

Keep their cheerleaders from grazing.


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Post by Billings_Griz » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:36 pm

Cat Grad wrote:Know why the Fizzlies have artifical turf?

Keep their cheerleaders from grazing.

Oh, got sick of yours grazing, too? :lol:



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Post by longhorn_22 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:38 pm

mquast53000 wrote:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Mquast! Long time no posting!


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Post by GOKATS » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:25 pm

longhorn_22 wrote:
mquast53000 wrote:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Mquast! Long time no posting!
If ya check you'll see that BG dug up an old file and MQ posted about three years ago. I know he's been back since then, but he has been pretty much absent. Last I heard he was still in Billings, anyone have an update?


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[quote="GrizinWashington"]The Griz suck.
[quote=" tampa_griz"] (because China isn't a part of "Asia") .....

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Post by longhorn_22 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:33 pm

GOKATS wrote:
longhorn_22 wrote:
mquast53000 wrote:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Mquast! Long time no posting!
If ya check you'll see that BG dug up an old file and MQ posted about three years ago. I know he's been back since then, but he has been pretty much absent. Last I heard he was still in Billings, anyone have an update?
Jesus. Lol. Didn't even notice that. But I agree, any updates?


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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:36 pm

GOKATS wrote:
longhorn_22 wrote:
mquast53000 wrote:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Mquast! Long time no posting!
If ya check you'll see that BG dug up an old file and MQ posted about three years ago. I know he's been back since then, but he has been pretty much absent. Last I heard he was still in Billings, anyone have an update?
Yep, still in Billings. I believe he's decided to leave the dark side and become a Griz fan though. :lol:


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Post by GOKATS » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:44 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
GOKATS wrote:
longhorn_22 wrote:
mquast53000 wrote:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Mquast! Long time no posting!
If ya check you'll see that BG dug up an old file and MQ posted about three years ago. I know he's been back since then, but he has been pretty much absent. Last I heard he was still in Billings, anyone have an update?
Yep, still in Billings. I believe he's decided to leave the dark side and become a Griz fan though. :lol:
Uuuuuummmmmmmm............................., the 'dark side' is the griz side, and I'll flat ass guarantee ya that MQ would die before he ever succumbed to the 'dark pink'. :wink:


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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:34 am

GOKATS wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
GOKATS wrote:
longhorn_22 wrote:
mquast53000 wrote:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Mquast! Long time no posting!
If ya check you'll see that BG dug up an old file and MQ posted about three years ago. I know he's been back since then, but he has been pretty much absent. Last I heard he was still in Billings, anyone have an update?
Yep, still in Billings. I believe he's decided to leave the dark side and become a Griz fan though. :lol:
Uuuuuummmmmmmm............................., the 'dark side' is the griz side, and I'll flat ass guarantee ya that MQ would die before he ever succumbed to the 'dark pink'. :wink:
I threatened to beat him up and that was all it took. :wink:


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