Excuses

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:02 pm

Ok, may as well get this out of the way...

We lost because our team couldn't stop vomiting from the horrific color of the Griz uniforms.

Hauck's nose created an intense low pressure cell that disrupted our players' equilibrium.

PDXGriz · Post by **PDXGriz** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:04 pm

Cliff Hysell saw the Griz unis, got confused, grabbed a headset, and made his way to the Bobcat sideline.

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:06 pm

MSU is accustomed to NFL-quality turf.

PDXGriz · Post by **PDXGriz** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:07 pm

MSU is accustomed to high school quality crowds

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:07 pm

We don't have any criminals on the roster any more.

DriftCat · Post by **DriftCat** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:04 pm

Cledus wrote:Ok, may as well get this out of the way...

We lost because our team couldn't stop vomiting from the horrific color of the Griz uniforms.

Hauck's nose created an intense low pressure cell that disrupted our players' equilibrium.

As PapaG stated in the Bobcat Lounge,there were many bandwagon griz fans confused as hell when they came out of that tunnel.

griztasteslikechicken · Post by **griztasteslikechicken** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:33 pm

Bad we lost but as a consolation I get to cheer for whoever the Fizzlies are playing in the playoffs. Next Saturday we get to watch 15,000 a-holes crying in their beer about how Bobby sucks and can't win in the playoffs. One and done again.....
Go Wofford. Can't wait the see Bobby the "nose" get his ass outcoached again in the playoffs. FTG - go Weber St.

GRZZ · Post by **GRZZ** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:14 pm

Cledus wrote:MSU is accustomed to NFL-quality turf.

Uh...The Griz got new field turf this year too...which replaced their old field turf...which they had for the previous nine seasons...both the new and the old are state of the art...

CFGriz · Post by **CFGriz** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:35 am

The dog ate their playbook.

CapitalCityCat · Post by **CapitalCityCat** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:37 am

CFGriz wrote:The dog ate their playbook.

OMG, that is the most original, funny thing I've ever heard!

CFGriz · Post by **CFGriz** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:38 am

CapitalCityCat wrote:
CFGriz wrote:The dog ate their playbook.

OMG, that is the most original, funny thing I've ever heard!

Jealous.

PDXGriz · Post by **PDXGriz** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:45 am

griztasteslikechicken wrote:Bad we lost but as a consolation I get to cheer for whoever the Fizzlies are playing in the playoffs. Next Saturday we get to watch 15,000 a-holes crying in their beer about how Bobby sucks and can't win in the playoffs. One and done again.....
Go Wofford. Can't wait the see Bobby the "nose" get his ass outcoached again in the playoffs. FTG - go Weber St.

Yeah because 1 loss in a row by 1 point sure sucks....

Especially when you are the team that got their ass handed to them by the losers the week before.

You aren't isht at the FCS level, and you never will be.

Second-fiddle team. Enjoy your high school program.

POOOR BOBCATS

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:49 am

griztasteslikechicken wrote:Bad we lost but as a consolation I get to cheer for whoever the Fizzlies are playing in the playoffs. Next Saturday we get to watch 15,000 a-holes crying in their beer about how Bobby sucks and can't win in the playoffs. One and done again.....
Go Wofford. Can't wait the see Bobby the "nose" get his ass outcoached again in the playoffs. FTG - go Weber St.

What do you have against James Madison and Cal Poly?

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:43 am

PDXGriz wrote:
griztasteslikechicken wrote:Bad we lost but as a consolation I get to cheer for whoever the Fizzlies are playing in the playoffs. Next Saturday we get to watch 15,000 a-holes crying in their beer about how Bobby sucks and can't win in the playoffs. One and done again.....
Go Wofford. Can't wait the see Bobby the "nose" get his ass outcoached again in the playoffs. FTG - go Weber St.

Yeah because 1 loss in a row by 1 point sure sucks....

Especially when you are the team that got their ass handed to them by the losers the week before.

You aren't isht at the FCS level, and you never will be.

Second-fiddle team. Enjoy your high school program.

POOOR BOBCATS

Note this post, Griz fans. This is the kind of post that make us HATE you and your team - and you wonder why? It's not irriational hatred. It's complete, utter abhorrance of the arrogant, disrespectful, mouthy, better-than-thou, @$$hole Griz fans that come on a Bobcat message board to gloat.

You people make me sick. Here's to the most overrated team in all of FCS getting their butts handed to them AT HOME by another also-ran Southern team.

futurebobcat · Post by **futurebobcat** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:32 am

We lost because we were so distracted by all the commercialized bullsh*t in that stadium such as:
The Tire Ama 1st Down
Coca-Cola Instant Replay
Costco 3rd Down Conversion
Altell Wireless Red Zone
...need i say more?
i know there are still plenty more spots for sale for those who are interested
such as:
The *Insert Company Name Here* Big Hit
The *Insert Company Name Here* Quarterback Keeper
Etc...

CapitalCityCat · Post by **CapitalCityCat** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:50 pm

futurebobcat wrote:We lost because we were so distracted by all the commercialized bullsh*t in that stadium such as:
The Tire Ama 1st Down
Coca-Cola Instant Replay
Costco 3rd Down Conversion
Altell Wireless Red Zone
...need i say more?
i know there are still plenty more spots for sale for those who are interested
such as:
The *Insert Company Name Here* Big Hit
The *Insert Company Name Here* Quarterback Keeper
Etc...

The Abreva Kiss Cam

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:58 pm

grizzh8r wrote:
PDXGriz wrote:
griztasteslikechicken wrote:Bad we lost but as a consolation I get to cheer for whoever the Fizzlies are playing in the playoffs. Next Saturday we get to watch 15,000 a-holes crying in their beer about how Bobby sucks and can't win in the playoffs. One and done again.....
Go Wofford. Can't wait the see Bobby the "nose" get his ass outcoached again in the playoffs. FTG - go Weber St.

Yeah because 1 loss in a row by 1 point sure sucks....

Especially when you are the team that got their ass handed to them by the losers the week before.

You aren't isht at the FCS level, and you never will be.

Second-fiddle team. Enjoy your high school program.

POOOR BOBCATS

Note this post, Griz fans. This is the kind of post that make us HATE you and your team - and you wonder why? It's not irriational hatred. It's complete, utter abhorrance of the arrogant, disrespectful, mouthy, better-than-thou, @$$hole Griz fans that come on a Bobcat message board to gloat.

You people make me sick. Here's to the most overrated team in all of FCS getting their butts handed to them AT HOME by another also-ran Southern team.

And the post immediately prior to it? The reason we hate your team also. The difference is, we're very, very good. You're not.

It's great to be a Griz.

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:46 pm

Our guys lost because their eyes and throats were burning from the airborne pollutants not found in Bozeman air.

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