Recipe for Cat Fans...

[Grizlaw]

I have to admit that I stole this from the James Madison message board, but I thought it was pretty funny, so I figured I'd re-post it here (with appropriate modifications).

Anyway -- since some of you Cat fans are probably not thrilled about the idea of watching the game tonight, I thought I'd try to help you out by giving you something that may help ease your suffering as you watch the Griz march on toward their third national title. Try making a batch of these; I guarantee it'll make the game more enjoyable for you:

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the Montana – Richmond game on ESPN. Yell – Go Griz!!

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. If the Spiders are winning, double your sample.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

[BearCat]

Haha...I like it.

[grizzh8r]

Ohh, my side hurts, I'm laughing so hard! Tears! And really, it has nothing to do with the game. That is a damn funny recipie!

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.


ROFLMAO!!!

[bozbobcat]

The best one...

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Ouch...

I can imagine Chris Farley in the movie Almost Heroes..."Maybe now you'll agree, drinking has its benefits. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for the alcohol to take effect."

[AnchorCat]

Anyway -- since some of you Cat fans are probably not thrilled about the idea of watching the game tonight, I thought I'd try to help you out by giving you something that may help ease your suffering as you watch the Griz march on toward their third national title.

You should have posted your recipe for crow.

[AlphaGriz1]

With Hauck as a head coach we should do an entire cookbook with recipes for crow.