Top Ten Griz Excuses After Losing to the CATS!

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Top Ten Griz Excuses After Losing to the CATS!

Post by catatac » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:25 pm

Less than ten days away, never too early to start the smackage!!!

10. Looking ahead to Tennessee. :lol:
9. Monte lost the mascot contest.
8. Too sad about getting WAC-ed off.
7. Phlu's daughter too distracting.
6. Overthroper mailed in the season early and shifted his focus to round ball.
5. Jimmy Wilson didn't play cause he ate somebody.
4. Too many CAT fans in stadium and too loud for snap counts.
3. Gurnsey partied too much before kickoff and couldn't be color guy, throwing Mick and everything else out of WAC.
2. Refs... of course.
1. BOBCATS were just too damn good!


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Post by MT2AK_CAT » Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:09 pm

The jizz players were too busy coordinating a circle jerk with all the fair weather fans over a picture of Amanda!!!!



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Re: Top Ten Griz Excuses After Losing to the CATS!

Post by cats2506 » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:11 pm

They thought they were already bowl eligible :shock:


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Post by GrizinWashington » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:06 pm

cats2506 wrote:They thought they were already bowl eligible :shock:

:lol:


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Post by gocats » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:23 am

They thought they were already bowl eligible

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Post by autocat » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:45 pm

I like everything on the list! Add this too, " We dont have the type of players needed for the new offense yet."



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Post by Cledus » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:34 pm

Roper couldn't find his receivers because of the foul cloud that settled in over the stadium and reduced his visibility.


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Post by MashTun » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:56 pm

They made us make the field actualy 100 yards long.....


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Post by MT2AK_CAT » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:39 pm

All those dam cow bells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Post by The Butcher » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:07 pm

The turf was terrible...



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Post by youk36 » Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:45 pm

catatac wrote:Less than ten days away, never too early to start the smackage!!!

10. Looking ahead to Tennessee. :lol:
9. Monte lost the mascot contest.
8. Too sad about getting WAC-ed off.
7. Phlu's daughter too distracting.
6. Overthroper mailed in the season early and shifted his focus to round ball.
5. Jimmy Wilson didn't play cause he ate somebody. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
4. Too many CAT fans in stadium and too loud for snap counts.
3. Gurnsey partied too much before kickoff and couldn't be color guy, throwing Mick and everything else out of WAC.
2. Refs... of course.
1. BOBCATS were just too damn good!

That right there is some funny stuff!


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Post by MashTun » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:26 pm

We brought the wrong cleats ( circa 2005)


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:28 pm

Will this be the 3rd consecutive game that cats don't break double digits in Missoula?

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Post by kmax » Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:27 pm

Pflu's already preparing the excuses:
Montana first-year coach Robin Pflugrad, who spent ten seasons as an assistant coach in the series, laments his team's many season-ending injuries, especially to standout defensive end Severin Campbell. But he also realizes there's no looking back if Montana is going to move forward into the playoffs.

"I think the magnitude of this game should help," he said. "Obviously, I believe Montana State's gonna be much healthier than we are. Hey, what can you do about it? They're not going to cancel the game (he laughs). That's the way it is and we're gonna go play and we're gonna see what happens."
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Post by The Butcher » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:38 pm

kmax wrote:Pflu's already preparing the excuses:
Montana first-year coach Robin Pflugrad, who spent ten seasons as an assistant coach in the series, laments his team's many season-ending injuries, especially to standout defensive end Severin Campbell. But he also realizes there's no looking back if Montana is going to move forward into the playoffs.

"I think the magnitude of this game should help," he said. "Obviously, I believe Montana State's gonna be much healthier than we are. Hey, what can you do about it? They're not going to cancel the game (he laughs). That's the way it is and we're gonna go play and we're gonna see what happens."
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Re: Top Ten Griz Excuses After Losing to the CATS!

Post by MT2AK_CAT » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:09 pm

The coaching staff was too busy getting sucked off by starcolt!



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Post by grizzh8r » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:13 pm

MT2AK_CAT wrote:The coaching staff was too busy getting sucked off by starcolt!
...and Nate Brown from 105.1 ESPN Billings. What a jock-sniffing Griz homer that guy is. He's as bad as Holien and Gurnsey...


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Post by Cat Gal » Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:05 am

My vote is for number 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry the Griz will have no playoffs this year. The Griz are an endangered species this year, so should we give them a break. I think not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Top Ten Griz Excuses After Losing to the CATS!

Post by Cledus » Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:23 am

"We would have won if it weren't for that f**king Chase Reynolds fumbling inside the 5. They shoulda put me in!"


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