Fire away with the Cat/Griz Jokes

[BDizzle]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...

Then some Bobcat players would've killed them in a field and taken it back.

[BigBruceBaker]

It would have been hard for us to kill you after you kidnapped them and tied them up.

[catamaran]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...

Then some Bobcat players would've killed them in a field and taken it back.

probably only after peeing on them

[Cat in NC]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...

Then some Bobcat players would've killed them in a field and taken it back.

They were planning on it, but JD quinn's drunk a$$ ran them over while they were en route to getting their property back. The charges were dropped.

[BigBruceBaker]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...

Then some Bobcat players would've killed them in a field and taken it back.

They were planning on it, but JD quinn's drunk a$$ ran them over while they were en route to getting their property back. The charges were dropped.

[BDizzle]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...

Then some Bobcat players would've killed them in a field and taken it back.

They were planning on it, but JD quinn's drunk a$$ ran them over while they were en route to getting their property back. The charges were dropped.

Quinn was just trying to save his girlffriend who some bobcat was trying to rape.

[catamaran]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...

Then some Bobcat players would've killed them in a field and taken it back.

They were planning on it, but JD quinn's drunk a$$ ran them over while they were en route to getting their property back. The charges were dropped.

Quinn was just trying to save his girlffriend who some griz was trying to rape and tape.

FIFY

[Cat in NC]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...

Then some Bobcat players would've killed them in a field and taken it back.

They were planning on it, but JD quinn's drunk a$$ ran them over while they were en route to getting their property back. The charges were dropped.

Quinn was just trying to save his girlffriend who some bobcat was trying to rape.

And this is where I stop participating in the fun. Won't participate in smack regarding the r-word. Nope...

[AlphaGriz1]

OK who is the SOB that started this thread down the wrong road...........................again.


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[CFGriz]

A Griz alum takes his family to the local mall to shop one day. They immediately head to the nearest department store and part their own ways. His son finds his way over to a section of Bobcat apparel and grabs a Bobcat jersey off the rack. He heads over to his sister and says "Sis, look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". His sister slaps him on the head and says "Go show your mother!". The son then finds his mother and says "Mom! Look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". The mother slaps him on the arm and says "Put that back now and don't let your father see you with it!". As the son is heading back to the rack to put the jersey away, he runs into his father who stops him in the aisle, swats him on the ass and says "Drop that jersey right now! And don't touch ANYTHING else with those colors! C'mon, we're leaving NOW!". As they're walking out to the car to leave, the father turns to his son and says, "Well, son? What have you learned today?" His son replies, "I've only been a Bobcat fan for 10 minutes and I already hate the f*cking griz!"

Man, that is the absolute funniest joke I've heard in a long time. It probably took you, what, 30 minutes to type that? And just think of all the laughter and joy you're responsible for.

Good job; you're a credit to this message board, your university, and frankly, comedians everywhere.

[Cledus]

A Griz alum takes his family to the local mall to shop one day. They immediately head to the nearest department store and part their own ways. His son finds his way over to a section of Bobcat apparel and grabs a Bobcat jersey off the rack. He heads over to his sister and says "Sis, look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". His sister slaps him on the head and says "Go show your mother!". The son then finds his mother and says "Mom! Look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". The mother slaps him on the arm and says "Put that back now and don't let your father see you with it!". As the son is heading back to the rack to put the jersey away, he runs into his father who stops him in the aisle, swats him on the ass and says "Drop that jersey right now! And don't touch ANYTHING else with those colors! C'mon, we're leaving NOW!". As they're walking out to the car to leave, the father turns to his son and says, "Well, son? What have you learned today?" His son replies, "I've only been a Bobcat fan for 10 minutes and I already hate the f*cking griz!"

Man, that is the absolute funniest joke I've heard in a long time. It probably took you, what, 30 minutes to type that? And just think of all the laughter and joy you're responsible for.

Good job; you're a credit to this message board, your university, and frankly, comedians everywhere.

This is the second Saturday in a row I've logged on to find out you were posting on a Friday night, when most normal people are out partying and getting laid. Man, you're the coolest!!