Griz jokes

[STREETCAT]

MSU Joke: If an UM student flunks out and enrolls at MSU, It would improve the academic standing of both schools.

UM ACCEPTANCE RATES APPS ACCEPTED RATE
THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA-MISSOULA 4,452 4,133 92.8%

MSU
MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY-BOZEMAN 4,380 3,547 81.0%

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/ ... ates_x.htm

STILL SOME WEEK SH1T 93

[jagur1]

MSU Joke: If an UM student flunks out and enrolls at MSU, It would improve the academic standing of both schools.

UM ACCEPTANCE RATES APPS ACCEPTED RATE
THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA-MISSOULA 4,452 4,133 92.8%

MSU
MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY-BOZEMAN 4,380 3,547 81.0%

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/ ... ates_x.htm

STILL SOME WEEK SH1T 93

Judging from Bobcat nation maybe MSU just has dumber apps.

Not everyone is cut out to be a nurse.

[STREETCAT]

MSU Joke: If an UM student flunks out and enrolls at MSU, It would improve the academic standing of both schools.

UM ACCEPTANCE RATES APPS ACCEPTED RATE
THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA-MISSOULA 4,452 4,133 92.8%

MSU
MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY-BOZEMAN 4,380 3,547 81.0%

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/ ... ates_x.htm

STILL SOME WEEK SH1T 93

Judging from Bobcat nation maybe MSU just has dumber apps.

Not everyone is cut out to be a nurse.

TOO MANY MISSOULA CHILDREN APPLY!

[WSSMommyCat]

I can't for the life of me figure out how to post a pic from my Photobucket account, so here's the link. Enjoy!

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ ... tsgriz.gif

[Grizz93]

No response?? I forgot--MSU grads don't have computers on their desks-they have shovels or spatulas in their hands.

[kmax]

I can't for the life of me figure out how to post a pic from my Photobucket account, so here's the link. Enjoy!

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ ... tsgriz.gif

Here ya go

[jagur1]

I can't for the life of me figure out how to post a pic from my Photobucket account, so here's the link. Enjoy!

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ ... tsgriz.gif

Here ya go

Isn't that sweet Kmax looking out for a fellow bobcat that can't figure out how to run a computer. Kmax gets my gold star for the day award. I'm sure Mommycats coworkers sure do wish she'd spend less time working the Blue and Gold and more time learning computer skills.

[STREETCAT]

No response?? I forgot--MSU grads don't have computers on their desks-they have shovels or spatulas in their hands.

HAVE YOUR TEACHER READ ABOVE SINCE YOU CANT. TILL YOU REACH A QUALITY LEVEL OF SMACK........

[griztasteslikechicken]

Q: Why did they put GRIZ Grass in Washington Jizzly Stadium a few years back

A: They had to - their cheerleaders kept eating the real sh*t

[Grizz93]

No response?? I forgot--MSU grads don't have computers on their desks-they have shovels or spatulas in their hands.

HAVE YOUR TEACHER READ ABOVE SINCE YOU CANT. TILL YOU REACH A QUALITY LEVEL OF SMACK........

Have your teacher work with you on apostrophes-CANT is actually can't

[jagur1]

Q: Why did they put GRIZ Grass in Washington Jizzly Stadium a few years back

A: They had to - their cheerleaders kept eating the real sh*t

Have you seen the thighs on the cat cheerleaders as of late?

[STREETCAT]

No response?? I forgot--MSU grads don't have computers on their desks-they have shovels or spatulas in their hands.

HAVE YOUR TEACHER READ ABOVE SINCE YOU CANT. TILL YOU REACH A QUALITY LEVEL OF SMACK........

Have your teacher work with you on apostrophes-CANT is actually can't

TOUCHE SIR LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE FOUND THE SPELLING POLICE! WEAKEST SMACK OF ALL!

[Grizz93]

No response?? I forgot--MSU grads don't have computers on their desks-they have shovels or spatulas in their hands.

HAVE YOUR TEACHER READ ABOVE SINCE YOU CANT. TILL YOU REACH A QUALITY LEVEL OF SMACK........

Have your teacher work with you on apostrophes-CANT is actually can't

TOUCHE SIR LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE FOUND THE SPELLING POLICE! WEAKEST SMACK OF ALL!

Are you yelling because your mom can't hear to type for you over the TV or your coworkers at Burger King can't hear you from the fryer? BTW CANT is in architecture is a facade which is designed to incorporate more than one angle

[STREETCAT]

No response?? I forgot--MSU grads don't have computers on their desks-they have shovels or spatulas in their hands.

HAVE YOUR TEACHER READ ABOVE SINCE YOU CANT. TILL YOU REACH A QUALITY LEVEL OF SMACK........

Have your teacher work with you on apostrophes-CANT is actually can't

TOUCHE SIR LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE FOUND THE SPELLING POLICE! WEAKEST SMACK OF ALL!

Are you yelling because your mom can't hear to type for you over the TV or your coworkers at Burger King can't hear you from the fryer? BTW CANT is in architecture is a facade which is designed to incorporate more than one angle

STILL WEAK AS HELL! Congrats on the use of wikipedia. We knew you were a "speacial" child!

seems to me though that any connection between your reality and mind is purely coincidental thank you for spending the time today to set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!

[AlphaGriz1]

Q: Why did they put GRIZ Grass in Washington Jizzly Stadium a few years back

A: They had to - their cheerleaders kept eating the real sh*t

Have you seen the thighs on the cat cheerleaders as of late?

Yes, they have legs a Clydesdale would be proud of!!!!!!

[BR GRIZ]

Q: How do you get a Bobcat cheerleader into your dorm room?


A: Grease her hips and push like hell

[STREETCAT]

Q: How do you get a Bobcat cheerleader into your dorm room?


A: Grease her hips and push like hell

I laughed

[STREETCAT]

Q: Why do University of Montana fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

[STREETCAT]

A rabid Bobcat fan enjoys scaring the bejesus out of every Griz fan that he sees. While driving down the road, anytime he sees a pedestrian attired in smelly Griz garb, he swerved his car at them, only yanking the wheel at the last minute to avoid hitting them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest walking down the road. Being a charitable human being, he stopped to offer the priest a lift. Once they were underway, a couple of miles down the road, the man saw a Griz fan walking along the side of the road. Out of instinct, he swerved towards the scummer, only to pull back at the last second. Just as he yanked the wheel to correct his course, however, he heard a loud thump. Looking in his rearview mirror (at one of the most beautiful sights he had ever seen, by the way), he apologized to the priest, "I’m sorry, father, I think I just ran over that Griz fan." The priest replied, "No, actually, you were going to miss him, but I got him with the door."

[STREETCAT]

Q: What’s the difference between a corvette and a Griz cheerleader?

A: Not everyone has been in a corvette!