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The place to talk smack with those not fortunate enough to be Bobcat fans.
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GavinDonos
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by GavinDonos » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:10 am
UMclassof2002 wrote:Bozeman, MT (AP) - A seven-year-old Bozeman, MT boy was at the center of a Bozeman courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Montana State athletic department, widely acknowledged as incapable of beating anyone.
I remember hearing this joke back in the 80's only it was about the Baltimore Orioles.
And AYBABTU hasn't been funny or relevant for at least 5-6 years.
Another griz fan fails the quality check... reject bin is almost full! Hope that expansion finishes up soon!
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GrizinWashington
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by GrizinWashington » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:28 pm
Don't forget to mention somebody who doesn't have plans on Saturday nights.
See, that's where Griz fans differ from cat fans. We never make plans for Saturday night, because we're almost always celebrating a win. It's important for you guys to have a fall-back plan.
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Cledus
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by Cledus » Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:02 pm
GrizinWashington wrote:Don't forget to mention somebody who doesn't have plans on Saturday nights.
See, that's where Griz fans differ from cat fans. We never make plans for Saturday night, because we're almost always celebrating a win. It's important for you guys to have a fall-back plan.
You can call it whatever you want or sugarcoat it any way you want. The Griz still haven't won in a few weeks. Besides, why would you even care about qualifying yourselves to us unless you're seeking legitimacy? And you celebrate wins by posting on BN? Weird.
How about offering someone here a huge bet?
UM is the university equivalent of Axe Body Spray and essential oils.
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Au Blue
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by Au Blue » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:54 pm
2002... I see you snuck this in just in the nick of time so it could be nominated for dumbest post of the year. You talk about creativity and you post incoherent English dialogue from a Japanese video game?
Nothing better to do on a Saturday night, eh?
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UMclassof2002
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by UMclassof2002 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:23 pm
Au Blue wrote:2002... I see you snuck this in just in the nick of time so it could be nominated for dumbest post of the year. You talk about creativity and you post incoherent English dialogue from a Japanese video game?
Nothing better to do on a Saturday night, eh?
You criticize my lack of creativity and, in the same breath, trot out the same "your posting on a Saturday evening means you have no life" insult that has been used 1,000,000,000 times and most recently by Cledus in this very thread?
Let me ask you a question. Are you purposefully trying to make yourself look like a gibbering dumbf.uck of monumental proportions? If so,

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Lim Jahey, at your cervix
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AlphaGriz1
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by AlphaGriz1 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:47 pm
I hereby declare a certain poster OWNED!!!!
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Au Blue
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by Au Blue » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:40 am
UMclassof2002 wrote:Au Blue wrote:2002... I see you snuck this in just in the nick of time so it could be nominated for dumbest post of the year. You talk about creativity and you post incoherent English dialogue from a Japanese video game?
Nothing better to do on a Saturday night, eh?
You criticize my lack of creativity and, in the same breath, trot out the same "your posting on a Saturday evening means you have no life" insult that has been used 1,000,000,000 times and most recently by Cledus in this very thread?
Let me ask you a question. Are you purposefully trying to make yourself looking like a gibbering dumbf.uck of monumental proportions? If so,
fixed it for ya
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CARDIAC_CATS
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by CARDIAC_CATS » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:20 am
UMclassof2002 wrote:Au Blue wrote:2002... I see you snuck this in just in the nick of time so it could be nominated for dumbest post of the year. You talk about creativity and you post incoherent English dialogue from a Japanese video game?
Nothing better to do on a Saturday night, eh?
You criticize my lack of creativity and, in the same breath, trot out the same "your posting on a Saturday evening means you have no life" insult that has been used 1,000,000,000 times and most recently by Cledus in this very thread?
Let me ask you a question. Are you purposefully trying to make yourself look like a gibbering dumbf.uck of monumental proportions? If so,

Actually that picture of GW reminds me of Hauck getting gatorade dumped on him after the Cat/Griz game .... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! He was right, it was Accomplished by Wofford the next week

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GrizinWashington
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by GrizinWashington » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:41 pm
If the cats ever went 11-0, they'd be dousing their coach, their assistant coaches, their 4th string kicker, their trainers, and their waterboys. But not with Gatorade. They'd use Evian water or champaign. That would be fun to see.
Too bad we'll never get the chance....
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Au Blue
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by Au Blue » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:18 pm
GrizinWashington wrote:If the cats ever went 11-0, they'd be dousing their coach, their assistant coaches, their 4th string kicker, their trainers, and their waterboys. But not with Gatorade. They'd use Evian water or champaign. That would be fun to see.
Too bad we'll never get the chance....
We?? Don't worry, we wouldn't invite you anyway.

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GrizinWashington
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by GrizinWashington » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:19 pm
Au Blue wrote:GrizinWashington wrote:If the cats ever went 11-0, they'd be dousing their coach, their assistant coaches, their 4th string kicker, their trainers, and their waterboys. But not with Gatorade. They'd use Evian water or champaign. That would be fun to see.
Too bad we'll never get the chance....
We?? Don't worry, we wouldn't invite you anyway.

That's just 'cause you've never partied with me before, Au. Once you have, I'd ALWAYS be invited!!

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RMD
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by RMD » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:20 pm
GrizinWashington wrote:Au Blue wrote:GrizinWashington wrote:If the cats ever went 11-0, they'd be dousing their coach, their assistant coaches, their 4th string kicker, their trainers, and their waterboys. But not with Gatorade. They'd use Evian water or champaign. That would be fun to see.
Too bad we'll never get the chance....
We?? Don't worry, we wouldn't invite you anyway.

That's just 'cause you've never partied with me before, Au. Once you have, I'd ALWAYS be invited!!

Invited to stay away!!!!

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GrizinWashington
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by GrizinWashington » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:24 pm
RMD wrote:GrizinWashington wrote:Au Blue wrote:GrizinWashington wrote:If the cats ever went 11-0, they'd be dousing their coach, their assistant coaches, their 4th string kicker, their trainers, and their waterboys. But not with Gatorade. They'd use Evian water or champaign. That would be fun to see.
Too bad we'll never get the chance....
We?? Don't worry, we wouldn't invite you anyway.

That's just 'cause you've never partied with me before, Au. Once you have, I'd ALWAYS be invited!!

Invited to stay away!!!!

You're just fearful that all the hotties would be all over me (as usual) and ignore you, RMD!

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HassFan
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by HassFan » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:01 pm
Cledus wrote:UMclassof2002 wrote:No, I've always been a prick.
Don't forget to mention somebody who doesn't have plans on Saturday nights.
DAN, WHAT HAPPENED?

Woff, Woff

(thats Terrier talk)