2.3 million things I hate about AG1

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:28 pm

This thread was really disappointing.

I really thought you guys would do a better job than this......very weak smack.

Post by **kmax** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:48 pm

AlphaGriz1 wrote:This thread was really disappointing.

I really thought you guys would do a better job than this......very weak smack.

We are a sophisticated group here, when the target is too easy, it just isn't any fun.

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:00 pm

I will give you that.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:03 pm

I hate AG1 because he's a conservative, anti-anti dentite, Limbaugh supportin', old Cobb Field lovin', Hauck hating, olive in drinks SOB that didn't buy my way into the Super Bowl. On top of that, he probably makes more money than all of us.

I've never met AG1 but I've got this picture in my mind....

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:19 pm

There where too many response to the post above so I will only give you my top 5.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ladies and gentlemen, AG1 needs your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

AG1 will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.

AG1 loves scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

AG1 smells like bigfoots dick?

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:16 pm

AG1 is a tuna noodle casserole recipe Googling pussy who only recently worked up the courage to start wining and dining his left hand.

How was that?

Post by **kmax** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:25 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:AG1 is a tuna noodle casserole recipe Googling pussy who only recently worked up the courage to start wining and dining his left hand.

How was that?

So when I mentioned that we are a sophisticated group, I used the word "we" loosely, obviously there are exceptions.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:40 pm

Careful, I may have to ban you.

Post by **kmax** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:43 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:Careful, I may have to ban you.

eh...maybe I'd actually get some work done then.

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:59 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:AG1 is a tuna noodle casserole recipe Googling pussy who only recently worked up the courage to start wining and dining his left hand.

How was that?

Now that is what I am talking about!

The rest of you could learn a thing or two from this guy when it comes to smack.

He didn't even need to lower himself to commenting on:

Paris Hiltons crusty, gucci, clubbin vagina.

Lindsey Lohan's real life remake of the movie Leaving Las Vegas.

Or

The Pope picking up all the diddled kids parents, and securing their silence for a ride in the Popemobile.

He's more creative than that.