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Post by bobcatmaniac » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:20 pm

info197176 wrote:Here's another one of those low-performing, worthless, no good UM grads...


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/b ... ors12.html
QUICK!! Somebody check where Bob Gannon received his Law Degree!!! I think the damage that piranha caused far outweighs what this other grizzmo has done. :shock:



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Post by wbtfg » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:57 am

info197176 wrote:Here's another one of those low-performing, worthless, no good UM grads...


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/b ... ors12.html
Has he ever done this???

Clogged port toilet puts MSU student in hot water

By JARED MILLER
Tribune Regional Reporter

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PORT OF SWEET GRASS -- A college student from Great Falls was arrested and charged in Toole County Saturday after authorities said he clogged a toilet at the Port of Sweet Grass on the U.S.-Canada border north of Shelby.

Jesse Huffman, a 19-year-old Montana State University-Bozeman student, insists he didn't intentionally stop up the toilet.

In his statement to police, Huffman said he has symptoms of a condition called Irritable Bowl Syndrome and used "at most" a fifth of a roll of toilet paper.

A border officer apparently didn't buy the story, and Huffman faces a misdemeanor criminal mischief charge. If convicted, he could get up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a 2003 Great Falls High School graduate.

Huffman, the son of Gary and Paula Huffman of Great Falls, was returning to Montana with four friends after a summer-ending bash in Lethbridge, Alberta.

Port authorities stopped their car for what was apparently a random search. The car's 19-year-old driver was cited for possession of alcohol.

Huffman was waiting for the driver when he asked to use the bathroom.

Although he hasn't been diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Huffman said he suffers from all the symptoms and urgently needed to use the bathroom because of a digestive upset.

Port officials granted his request and unlocked the bathroom. Huffman used the toilet but didn't stay to watch it flush.

A short time later, a port inspector discovered the toilet was clogged and threatened charges, Huffman said.

"I didn't think they were serious at first, I was just laughing so hard," said Cory Grayson of Great Falls, a friend of Huffman's who was with him at the time.

The students regained their composure when they realized the inspector wasn't joking, Grayson said.

"As soon as we found out he was serious, Jesse was very respectful," Grayson said.

Huffman, who has hired a lawyer and plans to fight the charge, said the border officer yelled at him and humiliated him about the clogged toilet in front of his friends, some of whom were women.

Huffman claims the port inspector also threatened him with a federal charge and said he could lose his federal college assistance.

"This guy just blew everything way out of proportion," Huffman said. "I have no idea why he thought I would try to do something like that on purpose."

Port Director Larry Overcast said Tuesday he could not comment on the case other than to say inspection employees are expected to be professional in dealing with the public.

"(Huffman) was dealing with an experienced inspector," Overcast said.

Huffman said he tried to show inspectors that he didn't purposely clog the toilet and offered to try to fix the problem himself.

Officers told him "they had absolutely no plungers within 40 miles," Huffman said in his statement at the Toole County Sheriff's Office.

Huffman's friends asked if they could take pictures of the clogged toilet but were told they couldn't, Grayson said. Also, Huffman said his mother called border officials later to find out the name of the officer who allegedly yelled at him, but they wouldn't tell her.

A Toole County sheriff's deputy drove Huffman the 38 miles to Shelby, where he was fingerprinted and photographed before officers released him to his friends.

Federal charges apparently were never filed.

Huffman said the ordeal lasted six hours.

Calls to the Toole County Sheriff's Office were not returned Tuesday. Calls to the Toole County attorney also were not returned.

The Port of Sweet Grass, on Interstate 15 north of Shelby, is opposite Alberta's Port of Coutts.

The facility underwent a $24 million reconstruction and expansion last year and serves about 800,000 travelers a year.

Huffman's initial appearance is Aug. 31 in Toole County Court. That also is the second day of school at MSU-Bozeman.

Huffman, a sophomore, won three scholarships at Great Falls High worth $3,000. He also designed the Bison's personalized license plate.

Huffman said he pays for college with is own money, scholarships and federal loans. A fine of several hundred dollars would be a big hit.

"That would pretty much drain me after I get all my school supplies," Huffman said. "And that would not be cool."


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Post by wbtfg » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:57 am

info197176 wrote:Here's another one of those low-performing, worthless, no good UM grads...


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/b ... ors12.html
Has he ever done this???

Clogged port toilet puts MSU student in hot water

By JARED MILLER
Tribune Regional Reporter

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PORT OF SWEET GRASS -- A college student from Great Falls was arrested and charged in Toole County Saturday after authorities said he clogged a toilet at the Port of Sweet Grass on the U.S.-Canada border north of Shelby.

Jesse Huffman, a 19-year-old Montana State University-Bozeman student, insists he didn't intentionally stop up the toilet.

In his statement to police, Huffman said he has symptoms of a condition called Irritable Bowl Syndrome and used "at most" a fifth of a roll of toilet paper.

A border officer apparently didn't buy the story, and Huffman faces a misdemeanor criminal mischief charge. If convicted, he could get up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a 2003 Great Falls High School graduate.

Huffman, the son of Gary and Paula Huffman of Great Falls, was returning to Montana with four friends after a summer-ending bash in Lethbridge, Alberta.

Port authorities stopped their car for what was apparently a random search. The car's 19-year-old driver was cited for possession of alcohol.

Huffman was waiting for the driver when he asked to use the bathroom.

Although he hasn't been diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Huffman said he suffers from all the symptoms and urgently needed to use the bathroom because of a digestive upset.

Port officials granted his request and unlocked the bathroom. Huffman used the toilet but didn't stay to watch it flush.

A short time later, a port inspector discovered the toilet was clogged and threatened charges, Huffman said.

"I didn't think they were serious at first, I was just laughing so hard," said Cory Grayson of Great Falls, a friend of Huffman's who was with him at the time.

The students regained their composure when they realized the inspector wasn't joking, Grayson said.

"As soon as we found out he was serious, Jesse was very respectful," Grayson said.

Huffman, who has hired a lawyer and plans to fight the charge, said the border officer yelled at him and humiliated him about the clogged toilet in front of his friends, some of whom were women.

Huffman claims the port inspector also threatened him with a federal charge and said he could lose his federal college assistance.

"This guy just blew everything way out of proportion," Huffman said. "I have no idea why he thought I would try to do something like that on purpose."

Port Director Larry Overcast said Tuesday he could not comment on the case other than to say inspection employees are expected to be professional in dealing with the public.

"(Huffman) was dealing with an experienced inspector," Overcast said.

Huffman said he tried to show inspectors that he didn't purposely clog the toilet and offered to try to fix the problem himself.

Officers told him "they had absolutely no plungers within 40 miles," Huffman said in his statement at the Toole County Sheriff's Office.

Huffman's friends asked if they could take pictures of the clogged toilet but were told they couldn't, Grayson said. Also, Huffman said his mother called border officials later to find out the name of the officer who allegedly yelled at him, but they wouldn't tell her.

A Toole County sheriff's deputy drove Huffman the 38 miles to Shelby, where he was fingerprinted and photographed before officers released him to his friends.

Federal charges apparently were never filed.

Huffman said the ordeal lasted six hours.

Calls to the Toole County Sheriff's Office were not returned Tuesday. Calls to the Toole County attorney also were not returned.

The Port of Sweet Grass, on Interstate 15 north of Shelby, is opposite Alberta's Port of Coutts.

The facility underwent a $24 million reconstruction and expansion last year and serves about 800,000 travelers a year.

Huffman's initial appearance is Aug. 31 in Toole County Court. That also is the second day of school at MSU-Bozeman.

Huffman, a sophomore, won three scholarships at Great Falls High worth $3,000. He also designed the Bison's personalized license plate.

Huffman said he pays for college with is own money, scholarships and federal loans. A fine of several hundred dollars would be a big hit.

"That would pretty much drain me after I get all my school supplies," Huffman said. "And that would not be cool."


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Post by Cat Grad » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:07 am

Outhouses are serious business in Mazzola and ya'll know it, that's why the dUMb graduate arrested the kid, afterall, isn't Traveler's Rest our newest State Park? Mazzola's advertising campaign: "Check out the Latrine where Lewis or Clark took a dump and empty your RV."



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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:11 am

Sh!t will always get you in trouble. :D

That Sh!t will come back to haunt ya. :)

You mess around, and the Sh!t's gonna hit the fan. :(

Sh!t Happens. :cry:


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Post by eRat-a-Cat-er » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:24 pm

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Post by Cat Grad » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:42 pm

That's right, go Fizz, and take all your lawyers, tree huggers, politically correct judges, journalists...with you...



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Post by info197176 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:52 pm

...what's the matter CG, can't take a large dose of your own medicine??


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Post by mslacat » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:53 pm

Cat Grad wrote:That's right, go Fizz, and take all your lawyers, tree huggers, politically correct judges, journalists...with you...
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You forgot: Burger King burger cookers, McDonalds order takers, Wal-Mart Greeters, Safeway Box Boys, Lowes lumber stackers, Coffee house server, Footlocker salesman, Mall security worker ....................
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Post by info197176 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:55 pm

MC:..and spelling bee champions... :P


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Post by Cat Grad » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:03 pm

...mc obviously has a HOT secretary to catch those mistakes; he deals in logic...probably be able to demonstrate that 99 equals one...



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Post by eRat-a-Cat-er » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:49 pm

Cat Grad wrote:Outhouses are serious business in Mazzola and ya'll know it, that's why the dUMb graduate arrested the kid, afterall, isn't Traveler's Rest our newest State Park? Mazzola's advertising campaign: "Check out the Latrine where Lewis or Clark took a dump and empty your RV."
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Post by Cat Grad » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:36 pm

See, in actuality, Mazzola has turned a Latrine into a State Park. Their fans evidently would love to memorialize outhouses all over. Guess they're terribly anal...



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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:38 pm

Cat Grad wrote:See, in actuality, Mazzola has turned a Latrine into a State Park. Their fans evidently would love to memorialize outhouses all over. Guess they're terribly anal...
Well, I'll be honest, I'm a butt man. :lol:


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Post by Cat Grad » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:54 pm

...good one...actually I am too, if I get past the legs that go all the....hope this doesn't get too "offensive" to anyone...



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