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Re: Coach Ash

Post by MSU01 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:45 am

I don't know guys, this is some pretty in depth analysis. What I have been able to glean from it is:

- Ash was a replacement for Kramer.
- McEndoo is a great coach.
- The offense is being run by the offensive coordinator.
- The head coach takes on more of an administrative role and leaves the assistant coaches to coach their positions.
- The weather in Montana is sometimes cold, but players shouldn't practice in that because game conditions are always perfect.
- Coach Ash takes a yearly vacation.
- Coach Ash makes players do off-season conditioning, depriving them of their chances to take the lavish Hawaiian vacations enjoyed by most other 18-22 year old college students.
- MSU has the talent to win a national championship.
- Conservative Grandpa Ash did his best to stymie the best MSU offense in many years in 2010.

Good stuff, ashhole. Very good stuff.



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Re: Coach Ash

Post by 60's Cat » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:05 pm

codecat wrote:At first I just dismissed this guy as someone who was still carrying a hard-one for Coach Kramer and was still bashing Coach Ash (like we heard so many do on here through the 2009 season), but then I realized from his sentence structure, grammar, capitalization (or lack thereof), that he was just pre-pubescent/juvenile.

Or a UM grad! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Coach Ash

Post by catpound » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:03 pm

mslacatfan wrote:As far as his team responsibilities, he looks over the special teams which anyone who plays madden could handle.
Even though douche bag, I mean ashhole, wrote plenty of the most idiotic things I ever read in his ridiculous post, the statement above takes the cake. Obviously this moron knows nothing about football, especially winning football games, if he thinks that any schmoe can coach special teams. Special teams coaching is some of the hardest coaching on the field. Ashhole, if you truly are an MSU student, please don't come to any games as we don't need morons like you there!



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Re: Coach Ash

Post by catpound » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:04 pm

Sorry mslacatfan,
I screwed up my quote brackets, I didn't mean for it to look like you made that idiotic statement. That was all ashhole making the moronic comments.



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Re: Coach Ash

Post by AlphaOAlum » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:44 am

MSU01 wrote:I don't know guys, this is some pretty in depth analysis. What I have been able to glean from it is:

- Ash was a replacement for Kramer.
- McEndoo is a great coach.
- The offense is being run by the offensive coordinator.
- The head coach takes on more of an administrative role and leaves the assistant coaches to coach their positions.
- The weather in Montana is sometimes cold, but players shouldn't practice in that because game conditions are always perfect.
- Coach Ash takes a yearly vacation.
- Coach Ash makes players do off-season conditioning, depriving them of their chances to take the lavish Hawaiian vacations enjoyed by most other 18-22 year old college students.
- MSU has the talent to win a national championship.
- Conservative Grandpa Ash did his best to stymie the best MSU offense in many years in 2010.

Good stuff, ashhole. Very good stuff.
You must have gotten an A in Technical Reading? 'Cause not even I could glean this list of real information from the OP!



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Re: Coach Ash

Post by mr leslie » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:01 pm

Just a little more on the "Grampa Ash" comment. Here are some of other grampa's currently among the top 50 active 1A coaches. And there are more in this group; felt this list sufficient......
Nick Saban age 59
Bob Stoops 51
Jim Tressel 58
Joe Paterno 84 (GREAT PA-GRAMP)
Mack Brown 59
Dennis Erickson 63
Bill Snyder 71
Butch Davis 59
Tommy Tuberville 56
June Jones 57
Tom O'Brien 62
Greg McMackin 65
Mike Price 64
Gary Pinkel 58
Chris Ault 64
Steve Spurrier 65
The President of the American Football Coaches Association, Rob Ash, 59
Res Ipsa



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