Go Bobcats beat the Griz

Go Scats Go · Post by **Go Scats Go** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:16 am

Uncle Rico wrote:I vote we take scats, nick and dumbclass2002 to the woodshed and stomp some butt.
None of them contribute anything worthwhile to Bobcat Nation. I'll lay odds that all three of them together don't weigh 350 pounds, but they all have the large, obnoxious, arrogant gizz mouth that is only good for one thing.

5 Foot 2
400 Pounds

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:34 am

Go Scats Go wrote:
Uncle Rico wrote:I vote we take scats, nick and dumbclass2002 to the woodshed and stomp some butt.
None of them contribute anything worthwhile to Bobcat Nation. I'll lay odds that all three of them together don't weigh 350 pounds, but they all have the large, obnoxious, arrogant gizz mouth that is only good for one thing.
Thank You

Scats he said, "stomp some butt" not your favorite pass time "get an ass pounding." You would not thank anyone for stomping your butt... Of course I could be wrong...

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:53 am

Uncle Rico wrote:I vote we take scats, nick and dumbclass2002 to the woodshed and stomp some butt.

Please keep your Deliverance-style anus (male) rape fantasies to yourself

Uncle Rico wrote:but they all have the large, obnoxious, arrogant gizz mouth that is only good for one thing

Again, keep your man on man desires to yourself. The fact that you have 'Uncle' in your username makes it all the more disturbing

Uncle Rico · Post by **Uncle Rico** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:06 am

dumbclassof2002,
What kind of sick mind do you have? Don't they teach you in hippyville that a mouth is used for eating and drinking? Of course, in mazzola they have classes for other uses like smoking weed.
You are more pathetic than I realized.
Calm yourself down. Go hug a tree, paint a dolphin on a curb, attend an anti-developement rally. This should help you feel better.

82Vandal · Post by **82Vandal** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:10 am

Sorry for starting all this MSU fans. However, I was sincere when I stated that I have a great deal of respect in Coach Mike Kramer and Montana State University. Have a great year AND

GO BOBCATS

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:18 am

Uncle Rico wrote:dumbclassof2002,
What kind of sick mind do you have? Don't they teach you in hippyville that a mouth is used for eating and drinking? Of course, in mazzola they have classes for other uses like smoking weed.
You are more pathetic than I realized.
Calm yourself down. Go hug a tree, paint a dolphin on a curb, attend an anti-developement rally. This should help you feel better.

Hilarious. For all people reading this thread, you have just seen Rico execute the textboook 'two-post meltdown.'

I know are all worked up from your "taking guys out to the woodshed for ass and mouth activities" postings, but try to calm down. Not eveyone that went to school in Missoula is a liberal environmental extremist.

Uncle Rico · Post by **Uncle Rico** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:38 am

dumb2002,
Relax man. You read way too much into my posts. First, I am not melting down, just having fun.
Second, I didn't call you a liberal or an environmental extremist, I just stated you sound like a sensitive guy who probably hugs trees, wears rag wool, and doesn't shave his arm pits.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:50 am

So ... does that mean the Uncle Rico DOES shave his armpits? Or does that mean that he likes to hug trees as well? I'm confused.

Uncle Rico · Post by **Uncle Rico** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:04 am

Come on guys, it's so simple! Girls from mazzola do

Post by **SonomaCat** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:08 am

Girls from mazzola do ... what? They do shave their armpits?

Did I just stumble into trash talk Bizarro World? Does up mean down and hello mean goodbye?

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:19 am

This thread is a disaster; I stopped trying to understand it a while ago. I'm not sure Rico even knows what he's trying to say; I started getting confused when he:

1. Told UM2002 et al that their mouths were only good for one thing;
2. Called 2002 a "hippie," "anti-development," (and etc), and then tried to argue that he hadn't really been calling him a hippie environmentalist, and

3. Now the armpits thing.

If I read much more of this nonsense, I'm probably going to start agreeing with the Vandal fan who hopes the Cats beat the Griz next year.

--GL (don't get your hopes up though, Cat fans; rest assured I'll stop reading long before that happens.

)

Uncle Rico · Post by **Uncle Rico** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:20 am

BAC,
Now your getting me all tounge tied.
You get my drift, but this thread is going downhill fast.

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:28 am

Uncle Rico wrote:BAC,
Now your getting me all tounge tied.
You get my drift, but this thread is going downhill fast.

If BAC does get your drift, then I'd love it if he would explain it to me.

You called UM2002 a "sensitive guy...who doesn't shave his armpits." That makes no sense. If you told a woman that she doesn't shave her armpits, that might be a legitimate insult, and if you told a guy that he seems like the kind of guy who does shave his armpits, then *that* might also be an insult, but telling a guy that he seems like a guy who doesn't shave his armpits just doesn't make sense. Sorry.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:37 am

This thread contains some of the most ham-handed attempts at trash talking that I have ever witnessed.

Work on it.

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:40 am

I think that Rico has figured out a painful truth about Umxx&xy2002. He is a hermaphrodite! The he/she is damned if he doesn’t or does shave its pits! Of course everyone also knows that Griz hermaphrodites are Dirty Missoula Hippie Scum (DMHS). I don’t know how you all didn’t pickup on this argument, seemed pretty simple to me…

Bozgriz · Post by **Bozgriz** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:42 am

LOL! This thing was hilarious...

Thanks everyone for the nice break in my day...

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:57 am

*after reading this thread*

Post by **SonomaCat** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:38 pm

mquast53000 wrote:I think that Rico has figured out a painful truth about Umxx&xy2002. He is a hermaphrodite! The he/she is damned if he doesn’t or does shave its pits! Of course everyone also knows that Griz hermaphrodites are Dirty Missoula Hippie Scum (DMHS). I don’t know how you all didn’t pickup on this argument, seemed pretty simple to me…

This is the most logical explanation I have seen so far ... let's run with it. A little XYX chromosome theory....

Uncle Rico · Post by **Uncle Rico** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:49 pm

Well I learned several things today.

Don't try to post when you have too much going on at work.
Don't trade jabs with a hermaphrodite from mazzola.
don't hire a um attorney
frizzlies truely are sensitive new age 'guys'

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:50 pm

Bay Area Cat wrote:
mquast53000 wrote:I think that Rico has figured out a painful truth about Umxx&xy2002. He is a hermaphrodite! The he/she is damned if he doesn’t or does shave its pits! Of course everyone also knows that Griz hermaphrodites are Dirty Missoula Hippie Scum (DMHS). I don’t know how you all didn’t pickup on this argument, seemed pretty simple to me…
This is the most logical explanation I have seen so far ... let's run with it. A little XYX chromosome theory....

Your collective obsession with me is noted.