Griz jokes

STREETCAT · Post by **STREETCAT** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:29 pm

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Montana's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

GOKATS · Post by **GOKATS** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:43 pm

What are the toughest three years in a Grizzles life?

4th grade.

MashTun · Post by **MashTun** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:53 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.

If you don't like the thread GW. Don't read it! And at least quit whining

This isn't the GW board it's BN.

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:53 pm

MashTun wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.
If you don't like the thread GW. Don't read it! And at least quit whining

This isn't the GW board it's BN.

Whining? My post was the only moderately funny thing in this inane thread.

MSU Toddler · Post by **MSU Toddler** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:54 pm

vendors washington-grizzly (insert joke here about stadium name) will not be serving ice a next year's football games. the graduating senior is taking the recipe with him.

MashTun · Post by **MashTun** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:01 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:
MashTun wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.
If you don't like the thread GW. Don't read it! And at least quit whining

This isn't the GW board it's BN.
Whining? My post was the only moderately funny thing in this inane thread.

Yet you're still reading it.

Au Blue · Post by **Au Blue** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:05 pm

GrizinWashington takes his family to the local mall to shop one day. They immediately head to the nearest department store and part their own ways. His son finds his way over to a section of Bobcat apparel and grabs a Bobcat jersey off the rack. He heads over to his sister and says "Sis, look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". His sister slaps him on the head and says "Go show your mother!". The son then finds his mother and says "Mom! Look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". The mother slaps him on the arm and says "Put that back now and don't let your father see you with it!". As the son is heading back to the rack to put the jersey away, he runs into his father who stops him in the aisle, swats him on the ass and says "Drop that jersey right now! And don't touch ANYTHING else with those colors! C'mon, we're leaving NOW!". As they're walking out to the car to leave, GrizinWashington turns to his son and says, "Well, son? What have you learned today?" His son replies, "I've only been a Bobcat fan for 10 minutes and I already hate the f*cking griz!"

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:07 pm

Au Blue wrote:GrizinWashington takes his family to the local mall to shop one day. They immediately head to the nearest department store and part their own ways. His son finds his way over to a section of Bobcat apparel and grabs a Bobcat jersey off the rack. He heads over to his sister and says "Sis, look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". His sister slaps him on the head and says "Go show your mother!". The son then finds his mother and says "Mom! Look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". The mother slaps him on the arm and says "Put that back now and don't let your father see you with it!". As the son is heading back to the rack to put the jersey away, he runs into his father who stops him in the aisle, swats him on the ass and says "Drop that jersey right now! And don't touch ANYTHING else with those colors! C'mon, we're leaving NOW!". As they're walking out to the car to leave, GrizinWashington turns to his son and says, "Well, son? What have you learned today?" His son replies, "I've only been a Bobcat fan for 10 minutes and I already hate the f*cking griz!"

MashTun · Post by **MashTun** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:12 pm

Au Blue wrote:GrizinWashington takes his family to the local mall to shop one day. They immediately head to the nearest department store and part their own ways. His son finds his way over to a section of Bobcat apparel and grabs a Bobcat jersey off the rack. He heads over to his sister and says "Sis, look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". His sister slaps him on the head and says "Go show your mother!". The son then finds his mother and says "Mom! Look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". The mother slaps him on the arm and says "Put that back now and don't let your father see you with it!". As the son is heading back to the rack to put the jersey away, he runs into his father who stops him in the aisle, swats him on the ass and says "Drop that jersey right now! And don't touch ANYTHING else with those colors! C'mon, we're leaving NOW!". As they're walking out to the car to leave, GrizinWashington turns to his son and says, "Well, son? What have you learned today?" His son replies, "I've only been a Bobcat fan for 10 minutes and I already hate the f*cking griz!"

Wurd

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:13 pm

Did you hear Bobby is only dressing 15 players this game?

The rest can dress themselves!!!!

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:23 pm

Q. What in the difference between a porcupine and Washington-Grizzly stadium?
A. A porcupine has 23,000 pricks on the outside!

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:25 pm

Fall Semester Courses at the University of Montana

101 Creative Suffering
102 Overcoming Peace of Mind
103 Guilt without Sex
104 You and Your Birth Mark
105 Ego Gratification Through Violence
106 Molding Your Childs Behavior through Guilt and Fear
107 “I Made a $100 in Real Estate”
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109 Career Opportunities in El Salvador
110 How To Profit From Your Own Body
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115 Exorcism and Acne
116 Suicide and Your Health
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118 Needlecraft For Junkies
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122 Cultivating Viruses in your Refrigerator
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WSSMommyCat · Post by **WSSMommyCat** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:50 pm

Cledus wrote:
Grizz93 wrote:If there is a GRIZ fan and a Bobcat fan in the third grade, which one is bigger?

Answer: The bobcat--because he's 18
But the Griz is a 19 year old midget. The kind with sausage fingers.

I don't know whether to laugh at this or freak out. The sausage fingers thing just gives me the heebie jeebies!

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:58 pm

WSSMommyCat wrote:
Cledus wrote:
Grizz93 wrote:If there is a GRIZ fan and a Bobcat fan in the third grade, which one is bigger?

Answer: The bobcat--because he's 18
But the Griz is a 19 year old midget. The kind with sausage fingers.
I don't know whether to laugh at this or freak out. The sausage fingers thing just gives me the heebie jeebies!

That was pretty off color even for the smack board. I stoled it from the movie Bad Santa.

futurebobcat · Post by **futurebobcat** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:45 pm

Q: Why are griz football players born with legs?

A: So they dont leave snail tracks.... PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!

futurebobcat · Post by **futurebobcat** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:57 pm

Q: If Mike Shelton, Greg Coleman, and Jeremy Pate all rode in a car together, who would be driving?

A: State Trooper

BozCatFan · Post by **BozCatFan** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:01 pm

Two guys are taking a leak in a urinal, a Griz and Cat.

The Griz gets done and while washing his hands says to the Cat fan "In Missoula they teach us about eliminating germs" The Cat fan gets done taking a leak and walks right past the Griz fan (who is still at the sink) and says "In Bozeman they teach us not to piss on our hands."

GoCats18 · Post by **GoCats18** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:03 am

It was a late Saturday night, maybe early Sunday morning and two guys were riding home on a bus. When they got home, they got off the bus and police officers were there to arrest them. Oh wait, this isn't a joke, this just happend to the Griz last weekend. Sorry, my bad.

Post by **rtb** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:04 am

Rob Phenice

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:06 am

rtb wrote:Rob Phenice

Finally, a winner!!!!!!!!