Fire away with the Cat/Griz Jokes

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:26 am

Coach Ash pre-game....

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:03 pm

Booby Hauck walks into the locker room before Saturday's game, looks over to J.D Quinn and says, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

J.D agrees, and Booby looks into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

J.D thinks for a moment and then he answers, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" Booby exclaims, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team begin screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:06 pm

You're trapped in a room with a pissed off mountain lion, a deadly rattlesnake, and a Griz Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Griz Fan. Twice.

LTown Cat · Post by **LTown Cat** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:06 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Coach Ash pre-game....

Coach Hauck pre-game.........

Grizzlies pre-game stretching.........

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:07 pm

Q: What would you do if you saw a Griz fan walking towards you with a wound?

A: Stop laughing, reload and shoot again!

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:09 pm

If you see a Griz fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?

It could be your bike

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:26 pm

What's the difference between a Saturday @ Bobcats stadium and a Kmart?

You'll find more people in a Kmart.

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:32 pm

Q: What’s the ideal weight for a Griz fan?
A: 3 pounds…that’s including the Urn.

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:33 pm

Q: Why do Griz fans whistle while sitting on the toilet?

A: So they know which end to wipe.

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:34 pm

A Griz fan goes to his doctor to find out what’s wrong with him....

“Your problem is you’re fat, “says the doctor.

“I’d like a second opinion” responds the man.

“OK, you’re ugly too!!!!!” replies the doctor.

STREETCAT · Post by **STREETCAT** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:35 pm

NrthFce wrote:You're trapped in a room with a pissed off mountain lion, a deadly rattlesnake, and a Griz Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Griz Fan. Twice.

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:38 pm

A QB was trying out for the msu football team.

the coach asked " can you pass a football?".

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:41 pm

So the reporter asks the msu coach, "Is there any truth to the rumor that your
new quarterback is dumb?"

The coach replies, "Well, he makes straight A's."

The reporter, suitably impressed, says, "Wonderful!"

"But," says the coach, "his B's are kind of crooked."

LTown Cat · Post by **LTown Cat** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:42 pm

Eastcoastgriz wrote:A QB was trying out for the msu football team.

the coach asked " can you pass a football?".

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:43 pm

What's the difference between Bobby Hauck and God?

God doesn't think He's Bobby Hauck

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:44 pm

How do Bobcats practice safe sex?

They get rid of the animals that kick.

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:45 pm

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

A: Well, they had photos of the msu players on them - folk couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

NrthFce · Post by **NrthFce** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:46 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:How do Bobcats practice safe sex?

They get rid of the animals that kick.

That reminds me... What do you get when you cross a Griz Fan with a pig?

A: I don't know... there are just some things a pig won't do!!!

CapitalCityCat · Post by **CapitalCityCat** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:52 pm

Thanks for the laughs... (from both sides). Finally some I haven't heard.

Anybody else having trouble getting work done? This is probably the least productive week every year for me. I should just start taking my vacations this week.

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:55 pm

What does Bobby Daly do after the cats beat the Griz?

Turns off the Playstation!

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