Fire away with the Cat/Griz Jokes

[Cledus]

Sounds like Eastcoast Griz typed "rivalry jokes" into Google as this is what came up:

http://community.cookinglight.com/showt ... 75&t=97697

I did too.

[NrthFce]

Sounds like Eastcoast Griz typed "rivalry jokes" into Google as this is what came up:

http://community.cookinglight.com/showt ... 75&t=97697

I did too.

Well, with a joke like...

Q: How do you circumcise a griz fan?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth

... its bound to be on there somewhere

[LTown Cat]

Sounds like Eastcoast Griz typed "rivalry jokes" into Google as this is what came up:

http://community.cookinglight.com/showt ... 75&t=97697

I did too.

I thought this one was funny--of course I edited it to fit the current situation

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

[Eastcoastgriz]

Q: Did you hear that two of the msu playbooks were stolen?
A: Mark Desin is very upset. He didn't even finish coloring them.

[Eastcoastgriz]

Sounds like Eastcoast Griz typed "rivalry jokes" into Google as this is what came up:

http://community.cookinglight.com/showt ... 75&t=97697

I did too.

No just typed in football jokes.

[NrthFce]

Q. What's the difference between the Griz and a jet engine?

A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.

[Cledus]

Q: How come UM cheerleaders don't wear mini skirts?
A: Their balls would show.

(Actually didn't have to look that one up)

[BR GRIZ]

If two Cat fans get a divorce, are they still cousins?

[GrizinWashington]

What do tornados and divorce among cat grads have in common?


In both cases, someone's losing a trailer.

[CapitalCityCat]

A ventriloquist was making fun of griz fans with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry griz fan stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the griz fan.

The griz fan looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!"

[BDizzle]

A cat fan and Griz fan collide in a huge accident on the interstate. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.

“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the cat fan.
“I agree” replies the Griz fan.

The Griz fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.

“Look” he says to the cat fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”

He hands the bottle over to the cat fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Griz fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.

“Aren’t you having any?” asks the cat fan. “No” replied the Griz fan, “I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.”

[GOKATS]

Montana football fans -- a Saint, a Bobcat, and a griz -- were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Saint fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Bobcat fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the griz fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Saint cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Bobcat cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Griz cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Griz fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Griz cap... you find an asshole."

[AlphaGriz1]

Montana football fans -- a Saint, a Bobcat, and a griz -- were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Saint fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Bobcat fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the griz fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Saint cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Bobcat cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Griz cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Griz fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Griz cap... you find an asshole."

Nice!

[NrthFce]

A Cat fan, a Griz fan, a nun, and a stunning blond are riding on a train. Suddenly the train heads into a tunnel. A loud smack is heard and as the train rides out of the tunnel the Griz fan is rubbing his face. The nun thinks: "Serves him right for trying to grab the blond." The blond thinks: "Serves him right for trying to grab the nun." The Griz fan thinks: "The Cat fan was probably trying to grab the blonde, missed her and grabbed the nun instead. Then she tried to smack him in the face and missed." The Cat fan thinks: "Next tunnel I'm going to smack that stupid Griz fan again."

[NrthFce]

What does a UM girl say after sex?

"Get off me dad, you’re crushing my cigarettes."

[NrthFce]

What's the difference between the Griz and the Taliban?

The Taliban has a running game.

[NrthFce]

Did you hear a Girz football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident? He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.... Thank goodness the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.

[NrthFce]

Q: What are the seven words guaranteed to break a UM cheerleader's heart?

A: "Sorry miss, this is not a buffet".

[AlphaGriz1]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

[Cat in NC]

UM Player Finds Suspicious Powder

Missoula News Report: Football practice in Missoula was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bobby Hauck, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the while substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Funny


If the cats would have encountered a white substance you know damn well it would have been sold.

Doubt it. A group of armed Griz athletes would have broken in and stolen it from them before they had the chance...