Cat/Griz bickering...The condensed version

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Cat/Griz bickering...The condensed version

Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:54 am

A lot of threads get started about the Cats and the Griz, and usually they are pretty good. Then, what happens is the same old smack talk starts, eventually leading to the demise of the original discussion. Therefore, in an effort to get the same old smack talk out of the way, I’ve created a condensed version. So, rather than hear the same old bickering in the middle of countless topics, I thought you could just read this, then go back to the original thread and keep it on course. I hope you enjoy it.

Same old song and dance

Griz: Cats suck
Bobcat: Griz suck

Griz: Cowboy
Bobcat: Hippy

Griz: 2 National Championships
Bobcat: 3 National Championships

Griz Fan: Better stadium
Bobcat Fan: Better tailgates

Griz: More fans
Bobcat: Yeah, they’re bandwagon fans
Griz: You’ve got em’ too
Bobcat: Not as many
Griz: We still need them
Bobcat: We prefer the hard cores

Griz: Read
Bobcat: Lubeck

Griz: Girls basketball
Bobcat: Rodeo

Griz: Hotter girls
Bobcat: I don’t think so

Griz: Bitterroot Valley
Bobcat: Gallatin Valley

Griz: Dave Dickenson
Bobcat: Travis Lulay

Griz: Monte
Bobcat: Who cares

Griz: Skydivers
Bobcat: Real Grass

Griz: 16 game winning streak
Bobcat: F*ck you!

Bobcat: Buy you a beer?
Griz: You bet


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Post by Billings_Griz » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:57 am

:rofl: =D^ =D^


Now get to work you bum. :lol:


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Post by rtb » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:57 am

This is pretty much spot on but you missed a huge one.

Griz: Would you like fries with that?
Bobcat: No thanks, I've got an important meeting to get to so just give me what I ordered.

:D


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Post by 1BadBobcat » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:12 pm

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Post by GrizinWashington » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:25 pm

I've got an important meeting to get to so just give me what I ordered
Which is it today, an AA meeting or the weekly check-in with your parole officer ?

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Post by MashTun » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:54 pm

rtb wrote:This is pretty much spot on but you missed a huge one.

Griz: Would you like fries with that?
Bobcat: No thanks, I've got an important meeting to get to so just give me what I ordered.

:D
Ok....I'm dying right now! CTOWM you're "Cliffs Notes" are great but rtb closed perfectly. :rofl: :rofl:


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Post by Au Blue » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:22 pm

=D^ :goodpost:

Griz announcers: Holien, Gurnsey, Jorgenson
Bobcat announcers: Alexander, Attebury, (and yet to be heard guy)


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Post by rtb » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:23 pm

GrizinWashington wrote: Which is it today, an AA meeting or the weekly check-in with your parole officer ?

:wink:
AA is for quitters! :D


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Post by catatac » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:27 pm

You forgot another one:

Griz: "You guys recruit criminals."
Cat: "So do you."
Griz: "But you did it first."
Cat: "But murder is worse than drugs."
Griz: "Shut up."


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Post by Bozecat » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:47 pm

good condensed version. when does the movie come out?

Griz: Cheese n Wine
Cats: Polish n PBR

Griz: Fizzlies, Fizzle, dUMb
Cats: Pussy's, Scats, Kitties

Griz: Can't we just get along?
Cats: Just until someone posts some new smack tomorrow.


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Post by nativecat » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:11 pm

sounds like a conversation i just had last week.
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Post by Htowngriz » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:05 pm

rtb wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote: Which is it today, an AA meeting or the weekly check-in with your parole officer ?

:wink:
AA is for quitters! :D
Parole meeting it is. :wink:


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Post by Ghost » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:07 am

Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...

:lol:


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Post by Cat-theotherwhitemeat » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:12 am

Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...

:lol:
He's in time out until football season starts. :oops:

There's the dad in me coming out.


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Post by Au Blue » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:23 am

Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...

:lol:
:rofl:


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Post by GOKATS » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:26 am

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...

:lol:
He's in time out until football season starts. :oops:

There's the dad in me coming out.
I'm pretty sure he's on perma timeout, at least on BN. :wink:


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Post by FiveApples » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:20 pm

catatac wrote:You forgot another one:

Griz: "You guys recruit criminals."
Cat: "So do you."
Griz: "But you did it first."
Cat: "But murder is worse than drugs."
Griz: "Shut up."
Good stuff...


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Post by Ghost » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:45 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...

:lol:
He's in time out until football season starts. :oops:

There's the dad in me coming out.
I liked that kid. Never did wrong to me


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Post by DriftCat » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:25 pm

Ghost wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...

:lol:
He's in time out until football season starts. :oops:

There's the dad in me coming out.
I liked that kid. Never did wrong to me
Why don't you like yourself anymore Swilly? You're still dealing with the typical griz fan self-loathing aren't you?


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Post by Ghost » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:11 pm

MM7CAT wrote:
Ghost wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...

:lol:
He's in time out until football season starts. :oops:

There's the dad in me coming out.
I liked that kid. Never did wrong to me
Why don't you like yourself anymore Swilly? You're still dealing with the typical griz fan self-loathing aren't you?
:wink:


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