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Cat/Griz bickering...The condensed version
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:54 am
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
A lot of threads get started about the Cats and the Griz, and usually they are pretty good. Then, what happens is the same old smack talk starts, eventually leading to the demise of the original discussion. Therefore, in an effort to get the same old smack talk out of the way, I’ve created a condensed version. So, rather than hear the same old bickering in the middle of countless topics, I thought you could just read this, then go back to the original thread and keep it on course. I hope you enjoy it.
Same old song and dance
Griz: Cats suck
Bobcat: Griz suck
Griz: Cowboy
Bobcat: Hippy
Griz: 2 National Championships
Bobcat: 3 National Championships
Griz Fan: Better stadium
Bobcat Fan: Better tailgates
Griz: More fans
Bobcat: Yeah, they’re bandwagon fans
Griz: You’ve got em’ too
Bobcat: Not as many
Griz: We still need them
Bobcat: We prefer the hard cores
Griz: Read
Bobcat: Lubeck
Griz: Girls basketball
Bobcat: Rodeo
Griz: Hotter girls
Bobcat: I don’t think so
Griz: Bitterroot Valley
Bobcat: Gallatin Valley
Griz: Dave Dickenson
Bobcat: Travis Lulay
Griz: Monte
Bobcat: Who cares
Griz: Skydivers
Bobcat: Real Grass
Griz: 16 game winning streak
Bobcat: F*ck you!
Bobcat: Buy you a beer?
Griz: You bet
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:57 am
by Billings_Griz
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:57 am
by rtb
This is pretty much spot on but you missed a huge one.
Griz: Would you like fries with that?
Bobcat: No thanks, I've got an important meeting to get to so just give me what I ordered.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:12 pm
by 1BadBobcat
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:25 pm
by GrizinWashington
I've got an important meeting to get to so just give me what I ordered
Which is it today, an AA meeting or the weekly check-in with your parole officer ?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:54 pm
by MashTun
rtb wrote:This is pretty much spot on but you missed a huge one.
Griz: Would you like fries with that?
Bobcat: No thanks, I've got an important meeting to get to so just give me what I ordered.
Ok....I'm dying right now! CTOWM you're "Cliffs Notes" are great but rtb closed perfectly.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:22 pm
by Au Blue
Griz announcers: Holien, Gurnsey, Jorgenson
Bobcat announcers: Alexander, Attebury, (and yet to be heard guy)
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:23 pm
by rtb
GrizinWashington wrote:
Which is it today, an AA meeting or the weekly check-in with your parole officer ?
AA is for quitters!
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:27 pm
by catatac
You forgot another one:
Griz: "You guys recruit criminals."
Cat: "So do you."
Griz: "But you did it first."
Cat: "But murder is worse than drugs."
Griz: "Shut up."
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:47 pm
by Bozecat
good condensed version. when does the movie come out?
Griz: Cheese n Wine
Cats: Polish n PBR
Griz: Fizzlies, Fizzle, dUMb
Cats: Pussy's, Scats, Kitties
Griz: Can't we just get along?
Cats: Just until someone posts some new smack tomorrow.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:11 pm
by nativecat
sounds like a conversation i just had last week.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:05 pm
by Htowngriz
rtb wrote:GrizinWashington wrote:
Which is it today, an AA meeting or the weekly check-in with your parole officer ?
AA is for quitters!
Parole meeting it is.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:07 am
by Ghost
Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:12 am
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...
He's in time out until football season starts.
There's the dad in me coming out.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:23 am
by Au Blue
Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:26 am
by GOKATS
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...
He's in time out until football season starts.
There's the dad in me coming out.
I'm pretty sure he's on perma timeout, at least on BN.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:20 pm
by FiveApples
catatac wrote:You forgot another one:
Griz: "You guys recruit criminals."
Cat: "So do you."
Griz: "But you did it first."
Cat: "But murder is worse than drugs."
Griz: "Shut up."
Good stuff...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:45 pm
by Ghost
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...
He's in time out until football season starts.
There's the dad in me coming out.
I liked that kid. Never did wrong to me
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:25 pm
by DriftCat
Ghost wrote:Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...
He's in time out until football season starts.
There's the dad in me coming out.
I
liked that kid. Never did wrong to me
Why don't you like yourself anymore Swilly? You're still dealing with the typical griz fan self-loathing aren't you?
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:11 pm
by Ghost
MM7CAT wrote:Ghost wrote:Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Ghost wrote:Cats: You have Swilly
Griz: Damnit! everytime...
He's in time out until football season starts.
There's the dad in me coming out.
I
liked that kid. Never did wrong to me
Why don't you like yourself anymore Swilly? You're still dealing with the typical griz fan self-loathing aren't you?
