Split smack

griztasteslikechicken · Post by **griztasteslikechicken** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:22 pm

I was on the opposite end of the field - 10 rows up - at least 10 beers in me by that time and I was POSITIVE it was incomplete. (It might just be I have x-ray vision with beer goggles on). I've said it for years - Big Sky Officials are just not very good. I know they try but they get paid way to much to suck as bad as they consistantly do. Want proof - go read egriz and 23,000 football EXPERTS will tell you the same thing.
p.s. FTG

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:31 am

griztasteslikechicken wrote:Want proof - go read egriz and 23,000 football EXPERTS will tell you the same thing.
p.s. FTG

I'm just curious...do Cat fans interject random Griz-hatred into all of their daily interactions, or only the ones that take place on this board? If the former, I imagine the rest of the world probably thinks you're all pretty amusing. Just based on what I see on this board, I'm envisioning a lot of conversations like this:

Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Dr. Glukenspiel's office."

Cat fan (on other end of line): "Hi, I need to make an appointment to get my teeth cleaned, please."

Receptionist: "We have an opening at 2:30 pm on Friday, November 2nd; will that work?"

Cat fan: "Yes, that should work."

Receptionist: "Great, we'll pencil you in."

Cat fan: "That reminds me -- as I was leaving work yesterday, I had to write something down, and I borrowed a pencil from this Griz fan. Don't you think Griz fans are just the most arrogant, cocky, condescending, people on the planet? If I have to hear one more mention of their national titles, or their 14 straight playoff appearances, or their stadium, or their two-time national mascot of the year, or the numbers 66-35-5, or yada yada yada, I swear I'm going to find a clock tower and just start shooting people. Don'tcha think??"

Receptionist: [long pause] "Uhh...we're actually booked on November 2nd. Please don't call us again, and stay at least 50 yards from all entrances to our building."

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:34 am

GL with his 5th walk off homer of the year!

That's funny I don't care who you are thatsa funny joke right there..........

griztasteslikechicken · Post by **griztasteslikechicken** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:01 am

Grizlaw - just making a point and poking a little fun at the Fizz at the same time. I will say it - I HATE THE GRIZ.
Just last week there were several people I know around town bitching to high heaven about "what a crappy call the canning the center was in the EWU game". Dip sh*t Fizz fans bitch about everything. We're 6-0 (bitch, bitch, bitch), we only won by one point (bitch, bitch, bitch), our OC is a dumb ass (bitch, bitch, bitch) etc, etc, etc, etc, etc...........................
I think 66.66% of Fizz fans are complete morons and have no life outside of their stupid football team. I have a job, kids, a wife, beer, hunting, fishing, etc. to fulfill my life (and yes, a little Bobcat football as well).
You dip sh*ts have no life and are the biggest self proclaimed "experts" regarding football I've ever seen. Quit your day jobs at Fred's, McDonald's or wherever you pump gas and become a football coach if you know so damn much about the game. As for your posting on Bobcat Nation - get a life and check out egriz.com - this is a BOBCAT chat room!!!
p.s. FTG

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:04 am

Grizlaw wrote:
griztasteslikechicken wrote:Want proof - go read egriz and 23,000 football EXPERTS will tell you the same thing.
p.s. FTG
I'm just curious...do Cat fans interject random Griz-hatred into all of their daily interactions, or only the ones that take place on this board? If the former, I imagine the rest of the world probably thinks you're all pretty amusing. Just based on what I see on this board, I'm envisioning a lot of conversations like this:

Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Dr. Glukenspiel's office."

Cat fan (on other end of line): "Hi, I need to make an appointment to get my teeth cleaned, please."

Receptionist: "We have an opening at 2:30 pm on Friday, November 2nd; will that work?"

Cat fan: "Yes, that should work."

Receptionist: "Great, we'll pencil you in."

Cat fan: "That reminds me -- as I was leaving work yesterday, I had to write something down, and I borrowed a pencil from this Griz fan. Don't you think Griz fans are just the most arrogant, cocky, condescending, people on the planet? If I have to hear one more mention of their national titles, or their 14 straight playoff appearances, or their stadium, or their two-time national mascot of the year, or the numbers 66-35-5, or yada yada yada, I swear I'm going to find a clock tower and just start shooting people. Don'tcha think??"

Receptionist: Yeah, I know, griz suck

I fixed it to show how the conversation usually ends

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:22 am

griztasteslikechicken wrote:Grizlaw - just making a point and poking a little fun at the Fizz at the same time. I will say it - I HATE THE GRIZ.
Just last week there were several people I know around town bitching to high heaven about "what a crappy call the canning the center was in the EWU game". Dip sh*t Fizz fans bitch about everything. We're 6-0 (bitch, bitch, bitch), we only won by one point (bitch, bitch, bitch), our OC is a dumb ass (bitch, bitch, bitch) etc, etc, etc, etc, etc...........................
I think 66.66% of Fizz fans are complete morons and have no life outside of their stupid football team. I have a job, kids, a wife, beer, hunting, fishing, etc. to fulfill my life (and yes, a little Bobcat football as well).
You dip sh*ts have no life and are the biggest self proclaimed "experts" regarding football I've ever seen. Quit your day jobs at Fred's, McDonald's or wherever you pump gas and become a football coach if you know so damn much about the game. As for your posting on Bobcat Nation - get a life and check out egriz.com - this is a BOBCAT chat room!!!
p.s. FTG

Wow...I rest my case.

griztasteslikechicken · Post by **griztasteslikechicken** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:37 am

At least Cat fans get their teeth cleaned regularly and know how to find a dentist.
Dipsh#t Fizz fans wouln't know how to find a dentist if one had an office in the same 7-11 they work in. Go back to the double wide and have another Milwaukee's Best on me.
p.s. Remember to keep your windows rolled up in your cars in Missoula so someone doesn't huck a dipolma in it (dime a dozen law degree or something as worthless)

info197176 · Post by **info197176** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:41 am

So much hate in such a young man...very sad..

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:46 am

griztasteslikechicken wrote:At least Cat fans get their teeth cleaned regularly and know how to find a dentist.
Dipsh#t Fizz fans wouln't know how to find a dentist if one had an office in the same 7-11 they work in. Go back to the double wide and have another Milwaukee's Best on me.
p.s. Remember to keep your windows rolled up in your cars in Missoula so someone doesn't huck a dipolma in it (dime a dozen law degree or something as worthless)

Please, keep going. You're amusing me...

(BTW, just to help guide your smack talk -- if you're trying to direct it at me, you might as well know that my apartment is actually much smaller than a double-wide. I don't think there's a double wide on the entire island of Manhattan.)

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:22 pm

griztasteslikechicken wrote:At least Cat fans get their teeth cleaned regularly and know how to find a dentist.
Dipsh#t Fizz fans wouln't know how to find a dentist if one had an office in the same 7-11 they work in. Go back to the double wide and have another Milwaukee's Best on me.
p.s. Remember to keep your windows rolled up in your cars in Missoula so someone doesn't huck a dipolma in it (dime a dozen law degree or something as worthless)

I have never had a cavity so why would I go to the dentist? Mommy must not have taught you about oral sex and not oral hygine, AND what the hell is wrong with Milwaukee's BEST?

Post by **SonomaCat** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:43 pm

Mil's Best is the hoity toity beer of Wisconsin. Oh, look at me, I'm Milwaukee's best. How goddamn smug and arrogant can a beer get? Sheesh.

Anybody with any respect for all that is sacred and good in this world knows that Old Milwaukee is the true beer of the proud working man.

griztasteslikechicken · Post by **griztasteslikechicken** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:56 pm

I prefer Keystone Light myself - comes in a specially lined can you know.

griztasteslikechicken · Post by **griztasteslikechicken** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:57 pm

AG1 - you actually have to have teeth in your head to get a cavity!
Head for the hills of Boone, NC with all the other Brokeback Mountaineers

BWahlberg · Post by **BWahlberg** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:58 pm

Great post GrizLaw

info197176 · Post by **info197176** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:25 pm

Milwaukee's Best versus Keystone Light...now THAT'S a real battle of the titans..

info197176 · Post by **info197176** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:26 pm

..next it will be Ding Dongs versus Ho Ho's...

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:51 pm

griztasteslikechicken wrote:Grizlaw - just making a point and poking a little fun at the Fizz at the same time. I will say it - I HATE THE GRIZ.
Just last week there were several people I know around town bitching to high heaven about "what a crappy call the canning the center was in the EWU game". Dip sh*t Fizz fans bitch about everything. We're 6-0 (bitch, bitch, bitch), we only won by one point (bitch, bitch, bitch), our OC is a dumb ass (bitch, bitch, bitch) etc, etc, etc, etc, etc...........................
I think 66.66% of Fizz fans are complete morons and have no life outside of their stupid football team. I have a job, kids, a wife, beer, hunting, fishing, etc. to fulfill my life (and yes, a little Bobcat football as well).
You dip sh*ts have no life and are the biggest self proclaimed "experts" regarding football I've ever seen. Quit your day jobs at Fred's, McDonald's or wherever you pump gas and become a football coach if you know so damn much about the game. As for your posting on Bobcat Nation - get a life and check out egriz.com - this is a BOBCAT chat room!!!
p.s. FTG

Reminds me of a joke this guy at work tells (neither Cat or Griz fan): "Ever hear the story about the three female dogs?"

BITCH, BITCH, BITCH

1BadBobcat · Post by **1BadBobcat** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:02 pm

info197176 wrote:..next it will be Ding Dongs versus Ho Ho's...

Hey, what about Twinkies?

AlphaGriz1 · Post by **AlphaGriz1** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:44 pm

griztasteslikechicken wrote:AG1 - you actually have to have teeth in your head to get a cavity!
Head for the hills of Boone, NC with all the other Brokeback Mountaineers

Dude, I have perfect teeth. I am the Alpha. God's perfect genetic male.

Accept no substitute.

****Disclaimer*****
I am just trying to live up to the enormous ego most of you think I have, this last post was kind of hard for me to make, but it had to be done.

ABQCat · Post by **ABQCat** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:08 am

Grizlaw wrote:
griztasteslikechicken wrote:Grizlaw - just making a point and poking a little fun at the Fizz at the same time. I will say it - I HATE THE GRIZ.
Just last week there were several people I know around town bitching to high heaven about "what a crappy call the canning the center was in the EWU game". Dip sh*t Fizz fans bitch about everything. We're 6-0 (bitch, bitch, bitch), we only won by one point (bitch, bitch, bitch), our OC is a dumb ass (bitch, bitch, bitch) etc, etc, etc, etc, etc...........................
I think 66.66% of Fizz fans are complete morons and have no life outside of their stupid football team. I have a job, kids, a wife, beer, hunting, fishing, etc. to fulfill my life (and yes, a little Bobcat football as well).
You dip sh*ts have no life and are the biggest self proclaimed "experts" regarding football I've ever seen. Quit your day jobs at Fred's, McDonald's or wherever you pump gas and become a football coach if you know so damn much about the game. As for your posting on Bobcat Nation - get a life and check out egriz.com - this is a BOBCAT chat room!!!
p.s. FTG
Wow...I rest my case.

GL - I'm pretty new to posting and I promised myself humility until I got the hang of things. I also have seen you get lots of respect from the BN regulars, but your post is just too ridiculous for me to keep quiet anymore. Let me make a post in the spirit of GTLC and maybe something will click with you this time. Probably not, but try.

You are reading the BOBCAT NATION MB SMACK TALK FORUM. You described the most normal, expected and accepted behavior imaginable. Are you kidding me?

First, I nominate you for the Mr. Obvious Dumb Post of the Year Award.

Second, F*&k the griz and particularly the griz fans because many bitch and moan about 10 win teams and call for coaches heads on platters after any loss (or in the case of the current coach, after any win

).

Lastly, it seems this may be too complex for you since you started such a blatantly obvious thread. Maybe you should try a message board you can keep up with, such as egriz.