Self-deprecating smack
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:31 pm
Let's have some fun with this ... in honor of the message board tradition of people anonymously complaining about anything and everything from the pulpit of our keyboards ... let's see who can come up with the most creative gripe about somebody at or related to MSU.
My opening volley:
I'm upset with the radio booth guys (Sargent is excluded, of course, because he's totally in with the mod squad) because they have yet to give Bobcatnation.com a shout-out during their broadcast. Don't they know that we are going to one day take over the world, and that it is in their business interest to be bowing down to us so that we might show favor to them as we rename "Earth" to the more appropriate "Bobcat World" title?
So with a exaggerated puffed out chest and the online aura of an inflated sense of self-worth, I hereby chastize the radio guys for not being as totally awesome as they could be would they merely drop gratuitous references to our website on a regular basis.
I would also like to make sure that Fields knows that he's a dodo bird for not calling me on my birthday.
That is all from me for now. May everyone else's be more entertaining.
My opening volley:
I'm upset with the radio booth guys (Sargent is excluded, of course, because he's totally in with the mod squad) because they have yet to give Bobcatnation.com a shout-out during their broadcast. Don't they know that we are going to one day take over the world, and that it is in their business interest to be bowing down to us so that we might show favor to them as we rename "Earth" to the more appropriate "Bobcat World" title?
So with a exaggerated puffed out chest and the online aura of an inflated sense of self-worth, I hereby chastize the radio guys for not being as totally awesome as they could be would they merely drop gratuitous references to our website on a regular basis.
I would also like to make sure that Fields knows that he's a dodo bird for not calling me on my birthday.
That is all from me for now. May everyone else's be more entertaining.