Bobby Hauck Story

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:13 pm

Wow. Posted on www.ramnation.com. Enjoy...

"Others have suggested Bobby Hauck the Montana Head Coach. Yes he has an impressive 52-14 record at his alma mater but there are concerns with Hauck. Here is one story I will share. While at CU, he was recruiting Andre Gurode. Hauck was doing an in-home visit with Andre knowing that Texas was to follow him with an in-home visit. Hauck asked if he could hide behind the couch during the Texas visit. Gurode said sure so Hauck did it. He actually hid behind the couch! This was a story told by Neuheisel at a recruiting luncheon several years ago. (Note: Hauck was an assistant under Slick Rick Neuheisel at both Washington and Colorado). On top of that Montana has had several off-the-field problems with their football players. Several Montana players that Hauck recruited and allowed into the program have been arrested. Three players broke into several homes with semiautomatic machine guns and tasers. Another Montana player was arrested for attempted murder. Let’s just say CSU is better off passing on Hauck. He has produced results on the field but his off the field success has been poor."

BearCat · Post by **BearCat** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:14 pm

He actually hid behind the couch?! That seems like something a creeper would do....or G. W.

BWahlberg · Post by **BWahlberg** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:01 pm

Yep, everything posted on a message board in 100% true.

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:46 pm

If you actually believe this story, you should not be allowed to operate anything more substantial than a very dull spoon.

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:58 pm

Whow knows if it's true or not... that's why I posted it in Smack. I wouldn't doubt it though... didn't he get in trouble for some stuff while recruiting under the Weasel?

GFCatFan · Post by **GFCatFan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:04 pm

Do not bad mouth any Grizzlies on BobcatNation (that's right BOBCATNation) - it gets their panties all in a bunch.

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:10 pm

catatac wrote:Wow. Posted on www.ramnation.com. Enjoy...

"Others have suggested Bobby Hauck the Montana Head Coach. Yes he has an impressive 52-14 record at his alma mater but there are concerns with Hauck. Here is one story I will share. While at CU, he was recruiting Andre Gurode. Hauck was doing an in-home visit with Andre knowing that Texas was to follow him with an in-home visit. Hauck asked if he could hide behind the couch during the Texas visit. Gurode said sure so Hauck did it. He actually hid behind the couch! This was a story told by Neuheisel at a recruiting luncheon several years ago. (Note: Hauck was an assistant under Slick Rick Neuheisel at both Washington and Colorado). On top of that Montana has had several off-the-field problems with their football players. Several Montana players that Hauck recruited and allowed into the program have been arrested. Three players broke into several homes with semiautomatic machine guns and tasers. Another Montana player was arrested for attempted murder. Let’s just say CSU is better off passing on Hauck. He has produced results on the field but his off the field success has been poor."

Yea but, they didn’t post the rest of the store. (Think Paul Harvey)

The couch had been purchased a second hand store, and while hiding he noticed a small tear in the fabric. Low and behold, the coach was filled with $100 bills. After the Texas recruiter left, Bobby took all the money out of the couch and gave it to the family. The family is eternally grateful to Bobby as their house was in foreclosure and they used the money to bring their loan current.....

And they all lived happily ever after.

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:11 pm

catatac wrote:Whow knows if it's true or not... that's why I posted it in Smack. I wouldn't doubt it though... didn't he get in trouble for some stuff while recruiting under the Weasel?

Any sane person.

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:49 pm

didn't he get in trouble for some stuff while recruiting under the Weasel?

NO, he did not.

And I stand by what I said earlier. catatac, if you even suspect that any part of this story is true beyond BH was at their house to recruit the kid, you should never leave your house. Seriously. If you are that gullable, you will have every red nickle stolen from you.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:18 pm

Eastcoastgriz wrote:... (Think Paul Harvey)

The couch had been purchased a second hand store, and while hiding he noticed a small tear in the fabric. Low and behold, the coach was filled with $100 bills. After the Texas recruiter left, Bobby took all the money out of the couch and gave it to the family. The family is eternally grateful to Bobby as their house was in foreclosure and they used the money to bring their loan current.....

And they all lived happily ever after.

I believe that would be an NCAA voilation. Therefore, Bobby=Bad and should be punished.

Post by **kmax** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:26 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:
Eastcoastgriz wrote:... (Think Paul Harvey)

The couch had been purchased a second hand store, and while hiding he noticed a small tear in the fabric. Low and behold, the coach was filled with $100 bills. After the Texas recruiter left, Bobby took all the money out of the couch and gave it to the family. The family is eternally grateful to Bobby as their house was in foreclosure and they used the money to bring their loan current.....

And they all lived happily ever after.
I believe that would be an NCAA voilation. Therefore, Bobby=Bad and should be punished.

That's what I was thinking, especially if it was the coach, and not the couch, that was filled with $100 bills as ECG says.

BWahlberg · Post by **BWahlberg** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:42 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:
didn't he get in trouble for some stuff while recruiting under the Weasel?
NO, he did not.

And I stand by what I said earlier. catatac, if you even suspect that any part of this story is true beyond BH was at their house to recruit the kid, you should never leave your house. Seriously. If you are that gullable, you will have every red nickle stolen from you.

Now what the hell am I going to do with all of these red nickles?!?!?!?

Post by **SonomaCat** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:15 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:
didn't he get in trouble for some stuff while recruiting under the Weasel?
NO, he did not.

And I stand by what I said earlier. catatac, if you even suspect that any part of this story is true beyond BH was at their house to recruit the kid, you should never leave your house. Seriously. If you are that gullable, you will have every red nickle stolen from you.

Oh yeah!? Prove that it's not true. Come on, prove it!

I just had to throw that out there for entertainment purposes.

tampa_griz · Post by **tampa_griz** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:34 pm

When is BN going to open a "Theater For The Colossally Absurd" forum?

Post by **SonomaCat** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:35 pm

tampa_griz wrote:When is BN going to open a "Theater For The Colossally Absurd" forum?

That's the subtitle of the Smack Board. It just takes up too much space on the marquee. We ran out of out those big plastic letters.

tampa_griz · Post by **tampa_griz** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:36 pm

Bay Area Cat wrote:
tampa_griz wrote:When is BN going to open a "Theater For The Colossally Absurd" forum?
That's the subtitle of the Smack Board. It just takes up too much space on the marquee. We ran out of out those big plastic letters.

Fair enough.

GOKATS · Post by **GOKATS** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:03 pm

tampa_griz wrote:When is BN going to open a "Theater For The Colossally Absurd" forum?

Like egriz in its entirety?

tampa_griz · Post by **tampa_griz** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:13 pm

GOKATS wrote:
tampa_griz wrote:When is BN going to open a "Theater For The Colossally Absurd" forum?
Like egriz in its entirety?

Sure, why not? This board is an extension of eGriz anyway........

crazycat · Post by **crazycat** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:14 pm

catatac wrote:Wow. Posted on www.ramnation.com. Enjoy...

"Others have suggested Bobby Hauck the Montana Head Coach. Yes he has an impressive 52-14 record at his alma mater but there are concerns with Hauck. Here is one story I will share. While at CU, he was recruiting Andre Gurode. Hauck was doing an in-home visit with Andre knowing that Texas was to follow him with an in-home visit. Hauck asked if he could hide behind the couch during the Texas visit. Gurode said sure so Hauck did it. He actually hid behind the couch! This was a story told by Neuheisel at a recruiting luncheon several years ago. (Note: Hauck was an assistant under Slick Rick Neuheisel at both Washington and Colorado). On top of that Montana has had several off-the-field problems with their football players. Several Montana players that Hauck recruited and allowed into the program have been arrested. Three players broke into several homes with semiautomatic machine guns and tasers. Another Montana player was arrested for attempted murder. Let’s just say CSU is better off passing on Hauck. He has produced results on the field but his off the field success has been poor."

Considering some of the details this doesn't "sound" made up. I don't know what would motivate someone to post this unless they just wanted to get someone else hired or had an axe to burn with Hauck/Neuheisal. But thats seems a little far-fetched. Hauck strikes me as real immature and insecure, so I wouldn't put this past him. Isn't there a story out there that he pissed on someone's head from a balcony at a party because that person was wearing a Bobcat cap?

Eastcoastgriz · Post by **Eastcoastgriz** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:15 am

crazycat wrote:
Considering some of the details this doesn't "sound" made up. I don't know what would motivate someone to post this unless they just wanted to get someone else hired or had an axe to burn with Hauck/Neuheisal. But thats seems a little far-fetched. Hauck strikes me as real immature and insecure, so I wouldn't put this past him. Isn't there a story out there that he pissed on someone's head from a balcony at a party because that person was wearing a Bobcat cap?

You guys can make up all the stories you want, regurgitate them years later, it still doesn't make them true.

So please, share with us those interactions you have had with Hauck that led you to the opinion that he is real immature and insecure. Oh, that’s right, you don’t have any interactions with him and you're just making $hit up like the others.

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