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Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:40 pm
by UMclassof2002
Sell Greyhound stock

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:42 pm
by UMclassof2002
In the wee hours of the morning, the bus station was empty except for the lonely nightwatchman staring at his timepiece....




....and the 50 FBI agents staring at the body bag.

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:43 pm
by UMclassof2002
When travelling by bus, don't stare out the window. Stare at the other passengers. And wear chainmail.

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:47 pm
by UMclassof2002
Smile! Because if you can smile, that means you still have an attached, functional head. And that's a good reason to smile.

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:37 pm
by catamaran
Image

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:01 pm
by Cat in NC
catamaran wrote:Image
Is that seriously a Greyhound ad or just photoshopped? Spooky...

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:07 pm
by catamaran
I got it from a news story....it was their new ad campaign before the events in Canada

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:09 pm
by Cledus
UMclassof2002 wrote:When travelling by bus, don't stare out the window. Stare at the other passengers. And wear chainmail.

Works well for you?

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:08 pm
by UMclassof2002
It does, although next time around I will pay the extra $2.00 to ride on the bus with the bathroom.


And I still don't understand why, on a one way trip from Medicine Hat to Sunburst, that we had to change buses twice in Atlanta. Doesn't make sense to me.

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:44 pm
by KittieKop
UMclassof2002 wrote:It does, although next time around I will pay the extra $2.00 to ride on the bus with the bathroom.


And I still don't understand why, on a one way trip from Medicine Hat to Sunburst, that we had to change buses twice in Atlanta. Doesn't make sense to me.
Miss the day they taught geography at the U, did we???

Re: Greyhound will probably see a dip in business

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:48 am
by UMclassof2002
True story -

I worked at the U while I was a student. I walked in one day and my boss said, "Hey - I want to introduce you to the two new people I hired. They are brother and sister - this is Joe and Korin." They both had bleach blonde hair and blue eyes.

I said, "Nice to meet you! Where are you both from?"

They said, "We're from Belgrade."

I said, "Wow! I never would've guessed because your English is perfect!"



That was the day that I learned there was a Belgrade in Montana and not just Yugoslavia.