forwarded to me today - a sad story that you need to hear....
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin habits.
My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who graduated from University of Montana?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Dear Abby
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Dear Abby
Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Dear Worried:
If I were you, I wouldn't push it......some things are best kept secret.
If I were you, I wouldn't push it......some things are best kept secret.
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Now where did I leave my tinfoil hat?
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Wow! That might be my favorite of the week!
Good day to be a Bobcat!
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i wish i could take credit, but as i said - it was forwarded to me. there is a silent but creative genius out there... 
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Billings_Griz wrote:Oldie and not a goody.
You're just pissed that you didn't post it first.
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Ah I love it. Even Thai prostitutes from the Bronx know about the Griz! And don't worry. If she leaves you for your cousin who graduated from the UofM than it wasn't meant to be. Some people are just more desirable than others.
GO GRIZ!