The Bobcat Nation

Might as well start the smack now.......

A Montana State Bobcat fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?

What does an MSU grad say after sex?
"Get off me dad, you’re crushing my cigarettes."

What's the difference between a Montana State Bobcat fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

How do you get a dUMb grad off your porch?


Pay some grizzly football players to beat him up!

ThunderCat wrote:How do you get a dUMb grad off your porch?


Pay some grizzly football players to beat him up!

build a shower

catamaran wrote:

ThunderCat wrote:How do you get a dUMb grad off your porch?


Pay some grizzly football players to beat him up!

build a shower

Pay him for the pizza

A man walks into a doctor's office and removes his griz hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."



Two University of Montana fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking his balls like dogs do.
The first griz fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second griz fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first griz fan asks, "Why not?"
The second griz fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

[Sean Connery accent]There once was a man from Bozeman,
Who openly bragged that he blows men.
And I can't remember how the rest of it goes but El Gato's mother is a whore.[/Sean Connery accent]

A Griz alum takes his family to the local mall to shop one day. They immediately head to the nearest department store and part their own ways. His son finds his way over to a section of Bobcat apparel and grabs a Bobcat jersey off the rack. He heads over to his sister and says "Sis, look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". His sister slaps him on the head and says "Go show your mother!". The son then finds his mother and says "Mom! Look at this cool Bobcat jersey I found!". The mother slaps him on the arm and says "Put that back now and don't let your father see you with it!". As the son is heading back to the rack to put the jersey away, he runs into his father who stops him in the aisle, swats him on the ass and says "Drop that jersey right now! And don't touch ANYTHING else with those colors! C'mon, we're leaving NOW!". As they're walking out to the car to leave, the father turns to his son and says, "Well, son? What have you learned today?" His son replies, "I've only been a Bobcat fan for 10 minutes and I already hate the f-ing griz!"

We can tell jokes all day long, but every now and again I step out of work in the afternoon and walk down to the local gas station about two blocks from where I work and grab a pop. There's a young girl behind the counter that wears quite a bit of Griz gear and so finally one day I asked her why she would wear that in Bozeman. And I quote " I graduated college from there, why wouldn't I." And she works behind the counter at a gas station. ENOUGH SAID!!

Three Griz fans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the f**k out!"

Cledus wrote:Three Griz fans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the f**k out!"

what's the difference between bobby hauck and a dildo???
one is a real dick.

what's the difference between chicks from missoula and hockey players???
hockey players shower after three periods.

what's the difference between a porcupine and Wagriz stadium??
on a porcupine, the pricks are outside....

Cledus wrote:Three Griz fans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the f**k out!"

Its because I fu*ked his daughter......................

I didn't know Rosie O'Donnel's Dad was a bartender!

rtb wrote:I didn't know Rosie O'Donnel's Dad was a bartender!