The Bobcat Nation

Since this place is so quiet I decided to scream

"LICK MY FEET cAT FANS"


Its time to get off the couch, stretch and get doing whatever it is you do to get excited for football season. You guys cant sit around all day watching other teams play into the playoffs its depressing (so Ive heard) and you have to get back out there and pull yourselves up by your bootstraps!

Triple B is the exception hes much to lazy to get off the couch and hes not smart enough to find his boots let alone put them on by himself. Unless they have velcro straps.

When have you ever seen velcro sneaker straps go out of style. The answer is never in a million years. You got every event covered by velcro sneakers (pay attention)

The black ones: formal attire or for those fancy deals at bingo night
The white ones: Getting ready to go to the lake or just hanging out mowing a lawn
The green bottomed ones (after mowing): wearing to wal-mart after a good mow
The multi-colored ones: Practicing my shooting skills or getting the hairdo trimmed


I dare you to find a place that doesn't accept velcro. Those velcro hating bastards are on the same level as PETA.






P.S. 50 dollars to the first person that finds a picture of a guy with a mullet in a suit with velcro shoes on. And by 50 dollars i mean a whole lot closer to a sideways high five.

LICK MY FEET cAT FANS

Yew.

GrizinWashington wrote:

LICK MY FEET cAT FANS

Yew.

Cuz he had all the friz fans lick his feet.

These are the same feet that walk all over you guys every football season......................

Remind me again what position do you play? Split End?

I just line up opposite any cat fan and beat them down, any position, anywhere, anytime.

CPACAT wrote:Remind me again what position do you play? Split End?

left out

cat fans would know that position.

Left out of the playoffs in football
Left out of the NCAA basketball tournament

Should I keep going?

i do like how you discount bball until it fits your argument

Basketball sucks but your absolutely correct..............not that I needed any help supporting my argument. You and I both know football is all that matters anyway.

So...............