Page 1 of 3

We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:03 am
by The Mooses Whistle
Greetings Montana folk,

We're excited to host you and your families in Salt Lake City. We congratulate the Bobcats on their recent success and conference championship in 2010. Bozeman is a beautiful city.

A few things you ought to know about Salt Lake City:

Mormons are everywhere, but don't hesitate to smuggle alcohol into the stadium, it is very easy to do, the ushers will always look the other way if you're in the company of attractive women. If you're not bringing attractive women with you, you should arrive to the tailgate area early and make some friends. There is a disproportianate number of women in the Salt Lake area with characterstics desired by the superficial man. Salt Lake leads the nation in per capita purchases of cosmetics and breast augmentation procedures.

If you are the victim of obnoxious behavior by Ute fans, that's your problem, not ours. Many of us grew up in a staunch, conservative, religious environment and we have some pent-up aggresions that often get released on game day. It's part of the charm of our stadium. Don't be surprised if you get beer thrown in your face, ask BYU fans, they really have a hard time with this. I expect you folks to do just fine.

I saw that a couple of you were planning on going to Lagoon. Don't do that. If you like amusement parks, go to Disneyland. Lagoon is located in Farmington, a small town over an hour drive away from Salt Lake City and is an all-around horrible place. Check out Oktoberfest at nearby Snowbird, or go to Park City, which is only 20 minutes away.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:07 am
by dhisatake
Please disregard Moose. He has been banned from many Utah fan message boards.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:10 am
by The Mooses Whistle
dhisatake wrote:Please disregard Moose. He has been banned from many Utah fan message boards.
Please disregard dhisatake, he's boring and uptight.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:12 am
by TIrwin24
I've got to agree. Your first post Moose, was a complete fail.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:17 am
by The Mooses Whistle
TIrwin24 wrote:I've got to agree. Your first post Moose, was a complete fail.
Have fun at Lagoon, I'm sure you'll fit right in. Did you go to Disneyland for your honeymoon too?

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:25 am
by Bobcat Sig
The Mooses Whistle wrote:
TIrwin24 wrote:I've got to agree. Your first post Moose, was a complete fail.
Have fun at Lagoon, I'm sure you'll fit right in. Did you go to Disneyland for your honeymoon too?
/trollhard ?

FAIL

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:42 am
by WSUWILDCAT
wow, and I thought only Utard State fans were morons. :lol:

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:53 am
by The Mooses Whistle
WSUWILDCAT wrote:wow, and I thought only Utard State fans were morons. :lol:
Weber State has fans who participate on message boards and put together Randy Rahe accomplishment signatures?? Holy Christ, I've seen it all.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:23 am
by 3rdGenerationcat
all im saying is that if I get a beer thrown in my face for no reason (ie wearing a bobcat shirt) its not going to be a pretty thing.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:31 am
by The Mooses Whistle
3rdGenerationcat wrote:all im saying is that if I get a beer thrown in my face for no reason (ie wearing a bobcat shirt) its not going to be a pretty thing.
Trust me, it's not in your best interests to try to make a scene yourself. There are worse things in the world than getting moistened with beer. One of them being getting kicked to the ground and escorted from the stadium. Have a good time, talk a little smack, get some sprinkles of beer on you, but don't try to be that tough country boy from out of town. Ask Wyoming fans how that went for them.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:35 am
by mslacatfan
The Mooses Whistle wrote:
3rdGenerationcat wrote:all im saying is that if I get a beer thrown in my face for no reason (ie wearing a bobcat shirt) its not going to be a pretty thing.
Trust me, it's not in your best interests to try to make a scene yourself. There are worse things in the world than getting moistened with beer. One of them being getting kicked to the ground and escorted from the stadium. Have a good time, talk a little smack, get some sprinkles of beer on you, but don't try to be that tough country boy from out of town. Ask Wyoming fans how that went for them.
wow, you are even more annoying then most griz fans that post on here... what a douchebag.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:38 am
by WSUWILDCAT
The Mooses Whistle wrote:
WSUWILDCAT wrote:wow, and I thought only Utard State fans were morons. :lol:
Weber State has fans who participate on message boards and put together Randy Rahe accomplishment signatures?? Holy Christ, I've seen it all.

If you thought you saw it all........think again

http://wildcats.bigskyfans.com/forum

a whole Fan board dedicated to Weber State athletics :shock:

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:40 am
by CelticCat
The Mooses Whistle wrote:
3rdGenerationcat wrote:all im saying is that if I get a beer thrown in my face for no reason (ie wearing a bobcat shirt) its not going to be a pretty thing.
Trust me, it's not in your best interests to try to make a scene yourself. There are worse things in the world than getting moistened with beer. One of them being getting kicked to the ground and escorted from the stadium. Have a good time, talk a little smack, get some sprinkles of beer on you, but don't try to be that tough country boy from out of town. Ask Wyoming fans how that went for them.
Did you really just come on here and tell us that if you (Utah fans) throw beer in our face, you better take it lying down and keep your mouth shut?

Try me.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:42 am
by 3rdGenerationcat
throwing beer on fans is flat out rude and unacceptable the fact that you hang your hat on that says alot about you.Why the hell would you ever waste a beer? If you need to be a tough guy why not just walk up and say so. Spilling a beverage to prove ones toughness is never the answer.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:43 am
by allcat
He's a mormon, so he's using someone elses beer.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:43 am
by CelticCat
allcat wrote:He's a mormon, so he's using someone elses beer.
NA beer. :lol:

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:48 am
by 3rdGenerationcat
CelticCat wrote:
allcat wrote:He's a mormon, so he's using someone elses beer.
NA beer. :lol:
pretty sure if a dude came to me and threw a o'doul's in my face I would be laughing to hard to actually do something about it

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:50 am
by catamaran
Rest assured that if any fan at the game has a beer thrown in his face and then is assaulted, the mods will be able to help you find the culprit

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:59 am
by CatBlitz
Everyone google "moose knuckle" and you'll know what I think of when this guy posts.

Re: We're excited to host you folks in Salt Lake City

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:21 pm
by The Mooses Whistle
CelticCat wrote:
The Mooses Whistle wrote:
3rdGenerationcat wrote:all im saying is that if I get a beer thrown in my face for no reason (ie wearing a bobcat shirt) its not going to be a pretty thing.
Trust me, it's not in your best interests to try to make a scene yourself. There are worse things in the world than getting moistened with beer. One of them being getting kicked to the ground and escorted from the stadium. Have a good time, talk a little smack, get some sprinkles of beer on you, but don't try to be that tough country boy from out of town. Ask Wyoming fans how that went for them.
Did you really just come on here and tell us that if you (Utah fans) throw beer in our face, you better take it lying down and keep your mouth shut?

Try me.
Gladly. If you physically touch me, I'll have you arrested faster than North Dakota State can score a TD against your defense.