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Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:34 am
by AlphaGriz1
I was thinking the other day that since you guys like to steal ideas from other football programs:

Stealing the cougar scream from Washington State
Copying the "M" on your helmet from Missouri, Marshall and Miami...of Ohio
Running through a blown up mascot while entering the field
Skydivers from Montana
etc

and then act like they are yours..............maybe you should try these suggestions or forward these ideas to somebody that can.

Pure, simple and elegant......."Roll cats"
Train a monkey to ride a bobcat out onto the field and throw an authentic Crow indian arrow into the ground at midfield
Plant some Oak trees outside your stadium (should be easy to dig through the mud) and do the prowl right by them. You could call them "Gatewoods Greatwoods"
Make the letter "c" with your hands and everyone shouts "Claw em cats"
and my personal favorite
Walk, Choke, bobcat

As always, you are welcome........just trying to help you guys get to the next level, soon you will be legitimate mid runners in the BSC




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Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:45 am
by allcat
AlphaGriz1 wrote:I was thinking the other day that since you guys like to steal ideas from other football programs:

Stealing the cougar scream from Washington State
Copying the "M" on your helmet from Missouri, Marshall and Miami...of Ohio
Running through a blown up mascot while entering the field
Skydivers from Montana
etc

and then act like they are yours..............maybe you should try these suggestions or forward these ideas to somebody that can.

Pure, simple and elegant......."Roll cats"
Train a monkey to ride a bobcat out onto the field and throw an authentic Crow indian arrow into the ground at midfield
Plant some Oak trees outside your stadium (should be easy to dig through the mud) and do the prowl right by them. You could call them "Gatewoods Greatwoods"
Make the letter "c" with your hands and everyone shouts "Claw em cats"
and my personal favorite
Walk, Choke, bobcat

As always, you are welcome........just trying to help you guys get to the next level, soon you will be legitimate mid runners in the BSC




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Should we also copy the halloween uni's? Should we have all of our players tazed? I do think that we should get a river.

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:58 am
by Hawks86
Don't worry to much about alpha. Looks like he is in one of his moods where he tries to be funny. He's failing miserably.

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:50 pm
by CelticCat
AlphaGriz1 wrote:I was thinking the other day that since you guys like to steal ideas from other football programs:

Stealing the cougar scream from Washington State
Copying the "M" on your helmet from Missouri, Marshall and Miami...of Ohio
Running through a blown up mascot while entering the field
Skydivers from Montana
etc

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Stealing the cougar scream from Washington State
And Montana was the first school to do "First Dooownnnnn *insert school here*"
Copying the "M" on your helmet from Missouri, Marshall and Miami...of Ohio
Good job, your ugly bear mascot logo doesn't look like exactly like anyone else's bear mascot, that much. But thanks for stealing the script logo on your helmet from US. That's right, first script logo - 1982, MSU. 1988, Griz follow suit.
Running through a blown up mascot while entering the field
Again, do you honestly think Montana is the first school to run through an inflatable tunnel, shaped uniquely for the school? You actually had a rare opportunity here to hit us with a zinger - we bought our current inflatable tunnel from Miami U in Ohio. This is the one thing you could've actually used to prove your point.
Skydivers from Montana
No further comment needed, see my other points.

If you're coming in swinging, don't come with that weak sauce bro. You've done much better, that was way too easy to deflect.

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:53 pm
by CelticCat
Oh and I'll just add that the Griz have lost 9 conference games in the last 3 years. The Cats have lost 3.

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:59 pm
by catatac
CelticCat wrote:Oh and I'll just add that the Griz have lost 9 conference games in the last 3 years. The Cats have lost 3.
Oh come on now... nobody wants to hear about those pesky little details. Let's get back to the important topics at hand. I really do think we need to get a midget to dress up in a cute little kitten outfit as Champ's side kick... and have them run around the field acting like a douche.

Also we need to get "Cotton Eyed Joe" rolling through the PA.

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:17 pm
by [cat_bracket]
Laugh every time I hear the um PA guy say, "uhh, third and long grizz fans" in a tone of voice that means 'get up and make some noise.' I can't believe their great fans need a cue in a situation like that.

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:01 pm
by Counter Assault
AlphaGriz1 wrote:I was thinking the other day that since you guys like to steal ideas from other football programs:

Stealing the cougar scream from Washington State
Copying the "M" on your helmet from Missouri, Marshall and Miami...of Ohio
Running through a blown up mascot while entering the field
Skydivers from Montana
etc

and then act like they are yours..............maybe you should try these suggestions or forward these ideas to somebody that can.

Pure, simple and elegant......."Roll cats"
Train a monkey to ride a bobcat out onto the field and throw an authentic Crow indian arrow into the ground at midfield
Plant some Oak trees outside your stadium (should be easy to dig through the mud) and do the prowl right by them. You could call them "Gatewoods Greatwoods"
Make the letter "c" with your hands and everyone shouts "Claw em cats"
and my personal favorite
Walk, Choke, bobcat

As always, you are welcome........just trying to help you guys get to the next level, soon you will be legitimate mid runners in the BSC




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Do you have a pet guinea pig too?

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:15 pm
by CARDIAC_CATS
[cat_bracket] wrote:Laugh every time I hear the um PA guy say, "uhh, third and long grizz fans" in a tone of voice that means 'get up and make some noise.' I can't believe their great fans need a cue in a situation like that.
Exactly :)

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:11 pm
by AlphaGriz1
Hawks86 wrote:Don't worry to much about alpha. Looks like he is in one of his moods where he tries to be funny. He's failing miserably.
Bullsh*t, "Gatewoods Greatwoods" is funny I dont care who you are.............................

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:59 pm
by asstastic
I would pay a lot of money to see a monkey ride a bobcat

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:32 pm
by Bobcatsinmso
I would pay a dollar to see (f)ag1 ride a...wait... never mind, he is not worth a dollar, but he is queer as a two dollar bill for sure.


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Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:09 pm
by AlphaGriz1
Bobcatsinmso wrote:I would pay a dollar to see (f)ag1 ride a...wait... never mind, he is not worth a dollar, but he is queer as a two dollar bill for sure.


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That's so g.................bobcat

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Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:18 am
by OZCAT
What about all the football programs across the nation that do many of the same things you mentioned...did they "steal" them?

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:39 am
by allcat
OZCAT wrote:What about all the football programs across the nation that do many of the same things you mentioned...did they "steal" them?
You're new to Alpha goading 101 aren't you?

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:49 am
by AlphaGriz1
In defense of said poster, he only has 50 posts......................... :coffee:

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:53 am
by grizatwork
[cat_bracket] wrote:Laugh every time I hear the um PA guy say, "uhh, third and long grizz fans" in a tone of voice that means 'get up and make some noise.' I can't believe their great fans need a cue in a situation like that.
I see Alpha got the usual fish to bite. He is in summer camp and using you guys to warm up before he hits the usual idiots on egriz. I do have to call BS on this. I don't every recall the fans needing cuing to be loud on a third an long situation. But I don't usually pay attention to the PA guy anyway.

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:27 pm
by KittieKop
grizatwork wrote:
[cat_bracket] wrote:Laugh every time I hear the um PA guy say, "uhh, third and long grizz fans" in a tone of voice that means 'get up and make some noise.' I can't believe their great fans need a cue in a situation like that.
I see Alpha got the usual fish to bite. He is in summer camp and using you guys to warm up before he hits the usual idiots on egriz. I do have to call BS on this. I don't every recall the fans needing cuing to be loud on a third an long situation. But I don't usually pay attention to the PA guy anyway.
Well, yeah, its so damn cold and loud, you wouldn't be able to hear him anyway! :lol:

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:39 am
by MSU Toddler
Anyone know what griz game they are going to raise the banner at? I understand they've got a nice one for being tied for 8th - 10th place in the Big Sky last year. Can't wait...

Re: Serious Suggestions to Improve bobcat football

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:27 am
by AlphaGriz1
We raise National Championship football banners.................you guys raise rodeo banners. Nice try toddles


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