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There could be (is?) something very wierd about the Denver Nuggets activly courting/recruiting Laker free agent Kobe Bryant to sign with them. Kobe has requested a second meeting with them today. My question is (well actually orginally not mine) is what is Denvers opening selling lines. How about:

"Kobe come to Denver and stay for 10 to life."

"Kobe come to Denver we will bend over backwards for you"

"Here Kobe pull up a chair"

What would be your opening line?

mslacat wrote:There could be (is?) something very wierd about the Denver Nuggets activly courting/recruiting Laker free agent Kobe Bryant to sign with them. Kobe has requested a second meeting with them today. My question is (well actually orginally not mine) is what is Denvers opening selling lines. How about:

"Kobe come to Denver and stay for 10 to life."

"Kobe come to Denver we will bend over backwards for you"

"Here Kobe pull up a chair"

What would be your opening line?

If the condom doesn't fit, you must aquitt.

Hey Kobe we're forced to meet your needs.

Kobe you'll fit good here.