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Turner Brown
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:02 am
by GavinDonos
I know you think you're pretty great, but what we really need to see from you is a death match with swilly. The way I see it, there really is only room for one grizidiot rep on this board, and right now you're f'in up the balance.
Nothing you have said is original, nothing you have said is clever, and nothing you have said distinguishes you in any way from the large band of Griz trash that has plagued this board since it's inception. Snakes in the grass like you, Turner, are a dime-a-dozen, and after laying low and watching for two years I'd think you'd realize that. (Unless you just made the 'Turner Brown' handle as a spare for after your primary inevitably got banned... hmmm... a theory for another time)
The only reason why someone would put theirself on display as such a buffoon must be a simple misconception of self-image: You're just another one of those small men who ride the coattails of a successful college football team, of all things, in order to overcome what is essentially a life where you have little real clout, success, or happiness. You act like the Griz being successful makes you, in turn, an important person in the community who everyone should respect and pay ear to. Sorry, good friend, but it does not make you successful or popular; it just makes you a football fan, no better than anyone else. Don't worry, a lot of Griz fans suffer from similar dementia, and most of the time it's harmless and amusing.
So, here is my advice for you: Stop having sex with those aged Great Falls hookers; stop eating poop out of the toilet; and, for your own happiness, go back to hanging out with the rest of the grizidiots. You can easily impress them with your ability to "suck" beer bottles up your ass and shoot 'em out of your gaping *.
Not smack, just my advice as a friend. Good day.

Re: Turner Brown
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:08 am
by anacondagriz
GavinDonos wrote:
So, here is my advice for you: Stop having sex with those aged Great Falls hookers; stop eating poop out of the toilet; and, for your own happiness, go back to hanging out with the rest of the grizidiots. You can easily impress them with your ability to "suck" beer bottles up your ass and shoot 'em out of your gaping *.
:
Now that is just gross, but still kind of funny.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:28 am
by Swilly3224
Gavin,
No matter how much you think its going to change, the Cats still got blown out by 45...at home
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:41 am
by GavinDonos
I just want to make it clear to you, anacondagriz, that my reference to "grizidiots" and their characteristics was in no way representative of you, or other "ggf's" that visit this board.
In general, there are too many quality griz poster's on here to name them off the top of my head, but I do appreciate what they add to the forums: Intelligent, good natured banter that really brings forth all the good things that one of the oldest American rivalries should bring out of it's fans. That is how I try to carry myself when I visit eGriz, a rabid 'Cat fan who just wants to have fun enjoying the rivalry more than anything.
When I think of Grizidiots, however, I can really only come up with 4 or so names that fit the bill... I think it's fairly obvious who they are.
I also realize there are "Cattards" that pollute the bitstream as much as Grizidiots... I'll let you guys handle them.
Re: Turner Brown
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:43 am
by Billings_Griz
GavinDonos wrote:
stop eating poop out of the toilet; and, for your own happiness, go back to hanging out with the rest of the grizidiots. You can easily impress them with your ability to "suck" beer bottles up your ass and shoot 'em out of your gaping *.
You can't come up w/ that w/o having experience w/ it. TMI, dude, TMI.

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:50 am
by GavinDonos
Swilly3224 wrote:Gavin,
No matter how much you think its going to change, the Cats still got blown out by 45...at home
I'm not sure what that has to do with you being a fat, wannabe gangsta, because thats what I was talking about.
Billings_Griz wrote:
You can't come up w/ that w/o having experience w/ it. TMI, dude, TMI. Confused
I saw him do it on youtube.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:07 am
by Hell's Bells
GavinDonos wrote:Swilly3224 wrote:Gavin,
No matter how much you think its going to change, the Cats still got blown out by 45...at home
I'm not sure what that has to do with you being a fat, wannabe gangsta, because thats what I was talking about.
Billings_Griz wrote:
You can't come up w/ that w/o having experience w/ it. TMI, dude, TMI. Confused
I saw him do it on youtube.
still...tmi
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:11 am
by Swilly3224
GavinDonos wrote:Swilly3224 wrote:Gavin,
No matter how much you think its going to change, the Cats still got blown out by 45...at home
I'm not sure what that has to do with you being a fat, wannabe gangsta, because thats what I was talking about.
Id watch your tounge o'cat fan. Just because I like a team that wins, doesnt mean you have to cut me so deep. I am almost embarrassed for you, I thought you would be used to losing with some dignity but I guess not.....

0-45

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:23 am
by GavinDonos
Swill, I'm desperately trying to make this point clear to you:
The 'Cats could go 0-11 or 14-0 or whatever, it has no bearing on the fact that you are a just a worthless, immature fatmouth. You don't even bother making sense in half of your posts. This is an issue I have with YOU personally. It's not a passive aggressive way for me to vent my frustration over the 'Cats.
The reason I call you out swilly is because you come on here and ask for it all day, every day. Funny how you act like a lil b* everytime someone puts you back in your place.
You're the village idiot man, I'm serious. And you have nobody to blame but your own clown ass for that. Don't blame it on the Cats losing 45-0 at their home stadium. People don't like YOU for the way YOU behave.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:30 am
by Billings_Griz
40+ hrs later and still bitter.

It's just a game man, relax.

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:42 am
by Swilly3224
GavinDonos wrote:Swill, I'm desperately trying to make this point clear to you:
The 'Cats could go 0-11 or 14-0 or whatever, it has no bearing on the fact that you are a just a worthless, immature fatmouth. You don't even bother making sense in half of your posts. This is an issue I have with YOU personally. It's not a passive aggressive way for me to vent my frustration over the 'Cats.
The reason I call you out swilly is because you come on here and ask for it all day, every day. Funny how you act like a lil b* everytime someone puts you back in your place.
You're the village idiot man, I'm serious. And you have nobody to blame but your own clown ass for that. Don't blame it on the Cats losing 45-0 at their home stadium. People don't like YOU for the way YOU behave.
Somebodys getting alittle mad over the game of football eh?
I know im an ass, and I want to be an ass because its gets old listening to cat fans talk about how they are as good as the Griz. When it comes down to it, I talk football and you should too....
Basketball season is right around the corner, are you excited?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:30 pm
by jagur1
Swilly, It might be possable for the Griz football team to win more games this year, than the cats Football and Basketball team combined.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:10 pm
by whitetrashgriz
jagur1 wrote:Swilly, It might be possable for the Griz football team to win more games this year, than the cats Football and Basketball team combined.
i'll take that bet

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:34 pm
by lifeloyalsigmsu
jagur1 wrote:Swilly, It might be possable for the Griz football team to win more games this year, than the cats Football and Basketball team combined.
This is another one of the grizidiots that Gavin alluded to, I believe.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:48 pm
by jagur1
Ah, frat boy is mad because the truth hurts.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:57 pm
by whitetrashgriz
jagur1 wrote:Ah, frat boy is mad because the truth hurts.
bet??? or just running your mouth?

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:06 pm
by lifeloyalsigmsu
jagur1 wrote:Ah, frat boy is mad because the truth hurts.
No, like I've told you before, you're a friggin' idiot. No different than Swilly, brokeback, and now TurnerBrown.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:08 pm
by lifeloyalsigmsu
whitetrashgriz wrote:jagur1 wrote:Swilly, It might be possable for the Griz football team to win more games this year, than the cats Football and Basketball team combined.
i'll take that bet

I'll take that bet too. It might take him awhile to save up since fast food workers likely still aren't paid too much.
Maybe he can get some last minute lawn mowing jobs in before the cold weather really kicks in.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:58 pm
by Swilly3224
jagur1 wrote:Ah, frat boy is mad because the truth hurts.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:32 am
by crazycat
Hey let the Grizidiots keep doing this. It just proves that their fan base as a whole is riddled with douche bags. I count at least four (Swilly, Jagur, TurnerBrown, BearBAC) posters that have no other purpose to come to this board other than to try to bring Cat fans down, but there are no Cats on the Griz board doing this. There are Cat fans that do so from time to time, but it isn't there sole purpose. What a wonderful life these four guys must have.
We get all this hearsay about fans at each stadium acting poorly, but these guys are living proof. Ask anyone that isn't a fan of either school and it's almost unanimous that MSU fans have more class than UM fans. The average person around Montana that follows sports is sick of UM fans and almost all of them root against UM just to get their mouthy fans to shut up.