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Tragic Story...

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:47 pm
by rtb
Josh Swogger was almost killed in a horseback riding incident. He fell out of the saddle, caught one foot in a stirrup -- and came close to being trampled to death. Just in the nick of time, the Wal-Mart store greeter rushed over and unplugged the horse.

Re: Tragic Story...

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:13 am
by GOKATS
rtb wrote:Josh Swogger was almost killed in a horseback riding incident. He fell out of the saddle, caught one foot in a stirrup -- and came close to being trampled to death. Just in the nick of time, the Wal-Mart store greeter rushed over and unplugged the horse.
Was the store greeter a recent dUMb grad or a dUMb student working part time?

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:32 am
by pfan89
IT HAPPENS OK!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:51 am
by Hell's Bells
pfan89 wrote:IT HAPPENS OK!!!!
what...happened to you 2? explains how you root for portland state... :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:59 am
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
This is a bunch of crap. Wal-mart needs to make sure those horses are in proper working order. That could have ruined our playoff run! 8)

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:38 am
by rtb
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:This is a bunch of crap. Wal-mart needs to make sure those horses are in proper working order. That could have ruined our playoff run! 8)
Weren't you the greeter in the above story? Maybe you can fix the horse while handing out carts, or did they not teach anything technical like how to operate an electrical outlet at UM?

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:18 am
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
rtb wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:This is a bunch of crap. Wal-mart needs to make sure those horses are in proper working order. That could have ruined our playoff run! 8)
Weren't you the greeter in the above story? Maybe you can fix the horse while handing out carts, or did they not teach anything technical like how to operate an electrical outlet at UM?
I'll have you know I work at McDonalds. Right now now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

What makes you think I went to UM? :o

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:34 am
by rtb
Actually I know you didn't go to UM because you have a real job, or so you've told us. But you are the typical Griz fan in that you didn't go to school there, you just cheer for them since they became your favorite team in 1995 or was it 2001. :D

If you were a UM grad that is impressive you made it to washing lettuce only 6 years out of school! I thought that was the top of the food chain for most UM grads.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:38 am
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
rtb wrote:Actually I know you didn't go to UM because you have a real job, or so you've told us. But you are the typical Griz fan in that you didn't go to school there, you just cheer for them since they became your favorite team in 1995 or was it 2001. :D

If you were a UM grad that is impressive you made it to washing lettuce only 6 years out of school! I thought that was the top of the food chain for most UM grads.
Why, you rotten, no good, Son-of-a.... :wink:

I've actually been a Griz fan since 1980. My sister was one of Selvig's first recruits, my uncle played football there, and my brother-in-law plays right now. Plus I lived in Missoula for awhile (didn't really care for that). So.... :P

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:56 am
by rtb
Ok, fine you can be a fan of the Griz, you aren't the bandwagon variety.

Have you talked to your brother-in-law? Has Wal-Mart fixed the horse? Are they going to give the players a brief session on how to safely ride on the coin operated toys?

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:02 pm
by Cat-theotherwhitemeat
rtb wrote:Ok, fine you can be a fan of the Griz, you aren't the bandwagon variety.

Have you talked to your brother-in-law? Has Wal-Mart fixed the horse? Are they going to give the players a brief session on how to safely ride on the coin operated toys?
Not for a while, I doubt it, and it's in the plan for spring drills next year.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:25 pm
by orsalak
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote: Right now now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
I like you meat anyone that uses a Comming to America quote is ok by me!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:35 pm
by Egg Salad
rtb wrote:Actually I know you didn't go to UM because you have a real job, or so you've told us. But you are the typical Griz fan in that you didn't go to school there, you just cheer for them since they became your favorite team in 1995 or was it 2001. :D

If you were a UM grad that is impressive you made it to washing lettuce only 6 years out of school! I thought that was the top of the food chain for most UM grads.
Well played, sir. =D^

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:26 pm
by pfan89
Hell's Bells wrote:
pfan89 wrote:IT HAPPENS OK!!!!
what...happened to you 2? explains how you root for portland state... :lol:
i suppose it is a little confusing but the p stands for packer fan..... I used to play for the cats so vikings not quite me fav team.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:11 pm
by LimpKitty
I knew he was inaccurate but not even being able to hit the ground, come on.