Sound Like Phencie?

Post by **rtb** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:05 pm

I found this on sportspickle.com and while laughing I though some of you Griz fans might believe this could easily be Rob Phenicie.

Receivers coach keeps instructing receivers to “get open”
The Tennessee Titans have the fourth-worst passing offense in the entire NFL, and the team’s wide receivers think part of the problem is that their position coach has no idea what he is doing.
“He’ll come up to us after we end a possession and say: ‘Come on. You guys have to get open. We need you to get open out there,’” said wide receiver Drew Bennett. “But as for any direction on how exactly to do that? Or what reads he thinks we can make based off the defense? Yeah. Nothing.”
David Givens, who joined the Titans in the offseason, doubts his new position coach ever even played football or knows anything about it.
“In training camp he would just show highlight reels of Jerry Rice or Terrell Owens and say: ‘Watch and learn, gentlemen. Watch and learn.’ And then he’d just sit in the corner and eat a sandwich and flip through a copy of People magazine. I asked him about what to do against a Cover-2 defense and he just said: ‘You know what to do. Just trust your instincts.’ So then I asked him about what to do against a Pink Elephant defense and he told me to: ‘Do what you do and get open. Get open that’s all.’ He didn’t even realize I made up a defense. The guy is a moron. I have no idea how he got the job.”

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:11 am

rtb wrote:I found this on sportspickle.com and while laughing I though some of you Griz fans might believe this could easily be Rob Phenicie.

Receivers coach keeps instructing receivers to “get open”
The Tennessee Titans have the fourth-worst passing offense in the entire NFL, and the team’s wide receivers think part of the problem is that their position coach has no idea what he is doing.
“He’ll come up to us after we end a possession and say: ‘Come on. You guys have to get open. We need you to get open out there,’” said wide receiver Drew Bennett. “But as for any direction on how exactly to do that? Or what reads he thinks we can make based off the defense? Yeah. Nothing.”
David Givens, who joined the Titans in the offseason, doubts his new position coach ever even played football or knows anything about it.
“In training camp he would just show highlight reels of Jerry Rice or Terrell Owens and say: ‘Watch and learn, gentlemen. Watch and learn.’ And then he’d just sit in the corner and eat a sandwich and flip through a copy of People magazine. I asked him about what to do against a Cover-2 defense and he just said: ‘You know what to do. Just trust your instincts.’ So then I asked him about what to do against a Pink Elephant defense and he told me to: ‘Do what you do and get open. Get open that’s all.’ He didn’t even realize I made up a defense. The guy is a moron. I have no idea how he got the job.”

LOL!!

That guy is a recievers coach in the NFL??

WOW

JahGriz · Post by **JahGriz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:53 am

I don't know what sportspickle is, is that a spoof of some sort...no way can that be real. What a tool if it is.

Post by **rtb** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:18 am

JahGriz wrote:I don't know what sportspickle is, is that a spoof of some sort...no way can that be real. What a tool if it is.

It is not real. Sorry I didn't mean to trick you guys.

The sportspickle.com is a spoof site that offers some funny stuff.

anacondagriz · Post by **anacondagriz** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:03 pm

rtb wrote:
JahGriz wrote:I don't know what sportspickle is, is that a spoof of some sort...no way can that be real. What a tool if it is.
It is not real. Sorry I didn't mean to trick you guys. The sportspickle.com is a spoof site that offers some funny stuff.

Come on, next you will tell us that The Onion is not a real newspaper.

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