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My book review of the Bible

Post by UMclassof2002 » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:15 am

Started off with a bunch of unbelievable crap. Never let up.


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:15 am

In the title of this thread, you'll note I capitalized the B in Bible so as to not offend the believers.


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Re: My book review of the Bible

Post by catamaran » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:18 am

UMclassof2002 wrote:Started off with a bunch of unbelievable crap. Never let up.
Kind of like the Griz media guide or egriz


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Re: My book review of the Bible

Post by GrizinWashington » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:57 am

catamaran wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:Started off with a bunch of unbelievable crap. Never let up.
Kind of like the Griz media guide or egriz
I'll admit, it is extremely unbelievable that Montana has:

21 straight winning seasons

14 straight playoff appearances

9 straight conference titles

5 NC appearances since 1995

been ranked in the top 25 in 184 of 188 polls since 1993

led the nation in attendance the last two seasons

is listed by Sports Illustrated among the top 25 "Best College FB Weekends"

finished no worse than 2nd in the conference since 1993

and beaten our rivals 65% of the time, including a couple in a row there for awhile.


But it's all true. YOu might as well join the believers.


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Re: My book review of the Bible

Post by Billings_Griz » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:37 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:
catamaran wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:Started off with a bunch of unbelievable crap. Never let up.
Kind of like the Griz media guide or egriz
I'll admit, it is extremely unbelievable that Montana has:

21 straight winning seasons

14 straight playoff appearances

9 straight conference titles

5 NC appearances since 1995

been ranked in the top 25 in 184 of 188 polls since 1993

led the nation in attendance the last two seasons

is listed by Sports Illustrated among the top 25 "Best College FB Weekends"

finished no worse than 2nd in the conference since 1993

and beaten our rivals 65% of the time, including a couple in a row there for awhile.


But it's all true. YOu might as well join the believers.
Thread killer. :lol:


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Post by kittybac » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:29 pm

It just isn't fair to use FACTS, I'm sure you're breaking a BN rule here!


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Post by SonomaCat » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:41 pm

kittybac wrote:It just isn't fair to use FACTS, I'm sure you're breaking a BN rule here!
Excellent. A banned poster comes back under a new handle to make a post.

And with that breach in our rules, this user is banned! Bu-bye bearBAC/bearaxed/kittybac!

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Post by Hell's Bells » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:14 pm

kittybac wrote:It just isn't fair to use FACTS, I'm sure you're breaking a BN rule here!
what sombody use a different handle?

i am thinking good ol JFK should make a comback... :D


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Post by Gus » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:18 pm

um forget to take his meds? :shock:


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:22 pm

Can I be a moderator?


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Post by rtb » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:26 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:Can I be a moderator?
Thanks for the offer, but we already have one mod that causes enough trouble. :wink:

oh and NO you can't ever be a moderator.


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Post by Egg Salad » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:26 pm

I started to read the Bible, but I skipped to the end.

(The Devil did it.)


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:12 pm

Scooter Libby, meet the underside of the bus


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:15 pm

God hit man with a metal folding chair. Man looked at the ref and said "no fair". Then the ref took a folding chair to man as well.


This is one of Aesop's fables. (I'm paraphrasing)


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:17 pm

The bible was the world's first republican radio show


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:18 pm

Cain and Abel = Hannity and Colmes


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Post by UMclassof2002 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:42 pm

Once I went to the Pablo bar by myself, got drunk and played 'Kawliga' on the jukebox. Afterwards it got really quiet and everyone was staring at me. I yelled "THAT JUST HAPPENED" and walked out the door.



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Post by UMclassof2002 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:56 pm

Mick Holien would like to buy me a drink and shake my hand.


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Post by GOKATS » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:17 pm

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Post by Nick » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:26 am

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