football jokes

[briannell]

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... to a blonde
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>A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
>great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
>her how she liked the experience.
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>"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
>all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
>killing each other over 25 cents."
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>Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
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>"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
>the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
>quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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