The Bobcat Nation

It's going to be a long boring day at work today, and I would appreciate it if someone had some recruiting news that could keep me busy. If you don't have any new news, then please feel free to make something up. I need all the news/entertainment I can get.

Johnny Johns, Miami, Dade Main Highschool, 1250 SAT, 3.96 GPA, will enroll for summer semester at Bozo, wants to be a Engineer, will play in spring ball, 4.45 40 in pads, lifted 150 35 times at the age of 16 last year. Played LB and RB in Highschool, recruited by Miami, Florida, FSU, LSU and South Carolina (prefered the Bozo for great engineering program) Senior year in Highschool 112 tackles in 11 games, 5 Int, 5 sacks, 3 caused fumbles. 1,129 yard rushing on 211 attempts, caught 50 passes for 789 yards, scored 22 TDs. Dade Main had 11 seniors starting, 10 are going to play 1-A ball in the SEC. "Johnny Johns is better than any of them, gosh darn it." Bobby Bowden. "I think he has a good chance to walk on if he works hard enough." Kramer

I'll believe Johnny exists when I see him in Blue and Gold! just how much does he weigh? 145?

jagur1 wrote:Johnny Johns, Miami, Dade Main Highschool, 1250 SAT, 3.96 GPA, will enroll for summer semester at Bozo, wants to be a Engineer, will play in spring ball, 4.45 40 in pads, lifted 150 35 times at the age of 16 last year. Played LB and RB in Highschool, recruited by Miami, Florida, FSU, LSU and South Carolina (prefered the Bozo for great engineering program) Senior year in Highschool 112 tackles in 11 games, 5 Int, 5 sacks, 3 caused fumbles. 1,129 yard rushing on 211 attempts, caught 50 passes for 789 yards, scored 22 TDs. Dade Main had 11 seniors starting, 10 are going to play 1-A ball in the SEC. "Johnny Johns is better than any of them, gosh darn it." Bobby Bowden. "I think he has a good chance to walk on if he works hard enough." Kramer

I don't even want to hear about them unless they have at least a 3.97 GPA and can run at least 4.44. We have standards, you know.

Helcat72 wrote:I'll believe Johnny exists when I see him in Blue and Gold! just how much does he weigh? 145?

I think he weighs about as much as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy combined.

Bay Area Cat wrote:

Helcat72 wrote:I'll believe Johnny exists when I see him in Blue and Gold! just how much does he weigh? 145?

I think he weighs about as much as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy combined.

Plus, if he was indeed that good .. he would have chosen the Griz right? He would have had to

Wait guys.....I know this guy, who has a friend, who talked to a bartender, that rode in an elevator with Bobby Bowden's housekeeper and she said this guy is for real!!! Now you know it must be true!!!

"If you don't have any new news, then please feel free to make something up. I need all the news/entertainment I can get"

Four starters from USC and two from Oklahoma are transfering as soon as they play one last game.

You heard that too? I heard Adrian Peterson is looking for a school where he can compete in women's skiing in the winter and get a degree in Engineering. He heard about us from Johnny Johns...it seems they went to summer school together when they were kids. Reportedly Kramer is asking him to walk on with the promise that if he makes the ski team he will give him a partial!

We'll win the NCAA championship in a couple of years, now that Pete Peterson, Sven Svensen, and Johan Johansen, the top 3 scandinavian nordic skiers in the last olympics announced that they're coming to MSU for the engineering program.

Actually a mother/son duo have signed national letters of intent. The mom is able to read the minds of opposing players and shame them into being nice. She has eyes in the back of her head and can drop defenders with her tone.

The son was rejected from pop warner because of insufficient age; however he is a monster during "tackle daddy" games and is 100% effective in bringing down his sister - not to mention ranked #1 in his kindergarten class.

I heard from as insider on the coaching staff that they found a major loophole in the system and Adam Cordiero, John Montoya, Ryan Johnson, and Kane Ioane all have one year of eligibility remaining. They will all be vying for playing time on next year's National Championship team. Joey Thomas also has a year remaining but they're trying to determine if the NFL has any problems with him dropping back for another year. Other than that, the 2 sophomore d-linemen from Auburn are transfering to THE MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY BOBCATS. Says Kramer, "This development is absolutiously, unequivocalary by far the best news I've heard all recruiting season. These guys should provide excellent depth to an already deepening defense. The aplomb they show for the ball is unparalleled by almost none. I gregoriously and effivusively sit here licking my chops in much anticipatory excitability for the upcoming season..."

BobcatBlood wrote:Actually a mother/son duo have signed national letters of intent. The mom is able to read the minds of opposing players and shame them into being nice. She has eyes in the back of her head and can drop defenders with her tone.

Sheesh! My wife can do that!

I think it's officially a "down period" in the football season when a thread like this gets started...some funny stuff though! Hopefully Johnny Johns doesn't mind the sub-zero temps we've had lately.

Does anyone know where the Blue/Gold game will be played this year? I would really like to attend the game as it gives you a chance to see the new recruits in action. I realize it is only a scrimage but still gives a fan a chance to see whats happening at least on offense.

Its in Great Falls again.

Bummer, Great Falls! I think I will start a new chant, POOR BILLINGS, POOR BILLINGS!

They made about $25,000 on it last year...that may give it to them permanently!

Robcat wrote:Bummer, Great Falls! I think I will start a new chant, POOR BILLINGS, POOR BILLINGS!

How about your classic chant, "Eat sh!t and die Billings, go Great Falls go!"