Dangers of Drinking Beer
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Dangers of Drinking Beer
Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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Don't let this distract you from the fact that the griz blew a 22-0 lead.
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Eric Curry STILL makes me sad.

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Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.


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What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the griz blew a 22-0 lead.
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Its better than through the valley and the fat.CatBlitz wrote:What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.
The only FCS school that has hotter chicks than Missoula is NDSU
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Meadow implies cattle. Cattle implies fat. Sorry you've deluded yourself so bad you think Missoula has a good selection. Gallatin County is the #1 county in MT as far as health is concerned. And our obesity rate is lower than Missoula. Just sayin'AlphaGriz1 wrote:Its better than through the valley and the fat.CatBlitz wrote:What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.
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Tell your women that................not me.


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This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.CatBlitz wrote:What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.
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SO!Counter Assault wrote:This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.CatBlitz wrote:What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.
It took you 13 days to come back with this? I feel sorry for you so I wont even comment on how lame this was in case you truly are mentally retarded. Surely you noticed your response had nothing to do with beer?

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It wasn't a comeback genius, it was the first time I read it. I was so bored, I actually did read a thread on beer in chat section I didn't even know existed.AlphaGriz1 wrote:SO!Counter Assault wrote:This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.CatBlitz wrote:What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.
It took you 13 days to come back with this? I feel sorry for you so I wont even comment on how lame this was in case you truly are mentally retarded. Surely you noticed your response had nothing to do with beer?
Carry on with your infinity+1 spew over in delirious world.
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Apology not accepted. You didn't even try to be sincere did you......#sadface
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Hawk needs a beer he is sad
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What the hell do you know about it?adlena wrote:beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish

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How many did it take to write this 1st post?adlena wrote:beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish
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Tip it on back...............
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