go for it

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:38 pm

just heard a 76 year old man was taken into custody in Florida for going door to door offering "free" breast exams. He was turned in after two women took him up on his offer and found he wasn't a doctor but a cabby.
couldn't find it online.

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:44 pm

found it!

Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy
76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer

Reuters
Updated: 5:25 p.m. ET April 20, 2006

MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

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catsrback76 · Post by **catsrback76** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:34 pm

You've got to be kidding me...

, unbelievable. You're right Rebecca make sure you get ID before letting anyone in for a breast exam. And guys, don't fall for the 80yr old woman with rubber gloves going door to door checking prostates.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:37 pm

catsrback76 wrote:You've got to be kidding me... , unbelievable. You're right Rebecca make sure you get ID before letting anyone in for a breast exam. And guys, don't fall for the 80yr old woman with rubber gloves going door to door checking prostates.

I knew I should have suspected something was wrong with a doctor wearing a hair net...I feel so dirty now

Cat Grad · Post by **Cat Grad** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:08 pm

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:27 pm

cat grad -

hey, seriously if I find myself a single gal with a babysitter, maybe i'll go door to door if it's THAT easy to get some

by the way, they never showed his pic, but take it from a gal who'd always choose a stallion over a colt, if the guy looks like ROBERT REDFORD, good job ladies!