works for me LOL

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:11 pm

A Married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last repliesin a quiet and controlled voice: "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.

"The airbag."

Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:23 pm

To be a total smartass ... and running with GTapp's theme from another thread ... are we really sure she was trying to hit the bridge?

Post by **kmax** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:27 pm

Sounds more to me like a clever ploy by the guy to get the chick to actually drive the speed limit...if only he hadn't pushed for that extra 5 mph.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:46 pm

Why was that woman driving the car in the first place....that guy deserved it for letting her out of the kitchen