Two lawyers stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them
their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to
see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, indeed she was alive, warm and breathing, but sunburned and needing immediate care and nursing. One said to the other (as a typical male would) "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time. Do you think should...well...you know ... screw her?" "Out of WHAT?", asked the other lawyer.
Lawyer joke.
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Just in off the news, the insurgents in Iraq have just captured 100 lawyers and are holding them hostage.
Their demands are that the US immediately withdraw from Iraq. In addition, they are demanding that the entire coalition national leadership offer apologies for invading the nation.
IF demands are not met they will release ONE lawyer a day, until their demands are met!
Their demands are that the US immediately withdraw from Iraq. In addition, they are demanding that the entire coalition national leadership offer apologies for invading the nation.
IF demands are not met they will release ONE lawyer a day, until their demands are met!
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Big ethical dilemma
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"
