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Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:10 pm
by canyoncat
Dang, things just keep getting worse for Tiger Woods!

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Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:56 pm
by The Butcher
“I feel bad for Elin. She didn’t deserve this and she didn’t deserve being humiliated,” Ms James told the primetime programme in an interview aired today.
This is a great quote. For some reason I don't think she really believes that when she is coming forth with this new information (especially when the information comes 3 months after the news broke and the media was finally relaxing its coverage on Woods)...

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:01 pm
by canyoncat
The Butcher wrote:
“I feel bad for Elin. She didn’t deserve this and she didn’t deserve being humiliated,” Ms James told the primetime programme in an interview aired today.
This is a great quote. For some reason I don't think she really believes that when she is coming forth with this new information (especially when the information comes 3 months after the news broke and the media was finally relaxing its coverage on Woods)...
I was thinking the same thing when I read that quote!

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:06 pm
by Hi-Line Bobcat
I thought the point of cheating was to cheat on your girlfriend or wife with someone better looking than your actual girlfriend or wife. #-o

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:38 pm
by AlphaGriz1
I never liked Tiger Woods much.

I resent the fact that golf and the media has to ram him down everyones throat. Part of the over-hype is because hes black (even though hes really Asian) and the media thinks they have to make up for all the alleged misdoings in the past.

Then Tiger got caught cheating and I started to like him just a bit. I do admire him for being in the spotlight the way he is and for the most part he stays out of trouble. I dont consider cheating a crime and its his own personal business and really shouldnt be in the news.

If Tiger keeps trying to reinvent himself with this new PR campaign and come out with the "I have learned from my ways and grown up a lot over the past few months" BS I am going to go back to hating him again.

I just wish he would tell everyone he is going to bang the daylights out of all the pus*y he can and that the reason people are looking down on him is because they are jealous that he gets all the splittail they never could............................except this last one.

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:00 pm
by catatac
AlphaGriz1 wrote:I never liked Tiger Woods much.

I resent the fact that golf and the media has to ram him down everyones throat. Part of the over-hype is because hes black (even though hes really Asian) and the media thinks they have to make up for all the alleged misdoings in the past.

Then Tiger got caught cheating and I started to like him just a bit. I do admire him for being in the spotlight the way he is and for the most part he stays out of trouble. I dont consider cheating a crime and its his own personal business and really shouldnt be in the news.

If Tiger keeps trying to reinvent himself with this new PR campaign and come out with the "I have learned from my ways and grown up a lot over the past few months" BS I am going to go back to hating him again.

I just wish he would tell everyone he is going to bang the daylights out of all the pus*y he can and that the reason people are looking down on him is because they are jealous that he gets all the splittail they never could............................except this last one.
This is hilarious... he does need to go Charles Barkley on this one. "I never intended to be a role model... that's just something the media says... I drink, I love to drink, and I'm going to continue to drink." Paraphrasing, but it went something like that. :lol:

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:23 pm
by TIrwin24
AlphaGriz1 wrote:I never liked Tiger Woods much.

I resent the fact that golf and the media has to ram him down everyones throat. Part of the over-hype is because hes black (even though hes really Asian) and the media thinks they have to make up for all the alleged misdoings in the past.

Then Tiger got caught cheating and I started to like him just a bit. I do admire him for being in the spotlight the way he is and for the most part he stays out of trouble. I dont consider cheating a crime and its his own personal business and really shouldnt be in the news.

If Tiger keeps trying to reinvent himself with this new PR campaign and come out with the "I have learned from my ways and grown up a lot over the past few months" BS I am going to go back to hating him again.

I just wish he would tell everyone he is going to bang the daylights out of all the pus*y he can and that the reason people are looking down on him is because they are jealous that he gets all the splittail they never could............................except this last one.
Well said sir :)

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:53 pm
by seataccat
AlphaGriz1 wrote:
If Tiger keeps trying to reinvent himself with this new PR campaign and come out with the "I have learned from my ways and grown up a lot over the past few months" BS I am going to go back to hating him again.

I just wish he would tell everyone he is going to bang the daylights out of all the pus*y he can and that the reason people are looking down on him is because they are jealous that he gets all the splittail they never could............................except this last one.
I would have a lot more respect for anyone that just comes out and says "I like strange tail and I don't think I need counseling for it". It's a personal thing between him and his significant other. What people do below the belt should never surprise you, especially the ones that preach about morals.

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:56 pm
by AlphaGriz1
I want Tiger to come out at his press conference tomorrow and say:

I am returning to golf, I will stand before everyone in the gallery, place both hands on my shaft and drive it hard straight down the fairway. Its none of your business if I play 18 or 36 holes a day, its my personal life not yours. When I address my fans I always tell them a good bare lie will get you a good bare lay. Just because some of my followers spend a little more time attending the flagstick is no reason to blab to the media on a daily basis. I am admitting that in the past I played a little bump and run on some very fine manicured grass, some made the cut some didnt but as far as your concerned that is all behind me now.

I am a professional I have played in twosomes and foursomes and on occasion had a fat shot here and there like any other player.


Now excuse me I get paid a lot of money to put it in the hole in the least amount of strokes and I am a bit out of practice. I have bagged some on the back nine that were on the fringe but in the end I always put it in the hole. Thats what a great golfer does.

I am done with the lay up, now if you will excuse me I get paid a lot of money to put it in the hole and I have a lot of quality shots left in me.

Good day

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:31 pm
by wbtfg
AlphaGriz1 wrote:I want Tiger to come out at his press conference tomorrow and say:

I am returning to golf, I will stand before everyone in the gallery, place both hands on my shaft and drive it hard straight down the fairway. Its none of your business if I play 18 or 36 holes a day, its my personal life not yours. When I address my fans I always tell them a good bare lie will get you a good bare lay. Just because some of my followers spend a little more time attending the flagstick is no reason to blab to the media on a daily basis. I am admitting that in the past I played a little bump and run on some very fine manicured grass, some made the cut some didnt but as far as your concerned that is all behind me now.

I am a professional I have played in twosomes and foursomes and on occasion had a fat shot here and there like any other player.


Now excuse me I get paid a lot of money to put it in the hole in the least amount of strokes and I am a bit out of practice. I have bagged some on the back nine that were on the fringe but in the end I always put it in the hole. Thats what a great golfer does.

I am done with the lay up, now if you will excuse me I get paid a lot of money to put it in the hole and I have a lot of quality shots left in me.

Good day
Good thing you aren't is P.R. manager. As cool as that would be, he would be costing himself hundreds of millions of dollars in sponsorship money over his career. God knows Tiger is going to need ever dollar he can get, as Elin is going to take him to the cleaners.

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:38 am
by AlphaGriz1
Tiger already has 5 or 6 hundred million plus, he doesnt need any endorsements or golf for that matter.

After watching him apologize today I am back to not liking the guy anymore.


Dude your a man and we fu*k women thats what we do thats the way GOD wired us. You dont need to explain that to anyone.



Tiger is a weak minded coward who wont stand up for himself and is taking the easy PR road out of this.




Be a man and represent your Asian heritage.

Re: Oh Tiger Tiger

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:16 pm
by BDizzle
Dude should've never gotten married in the first place. Then he would just be badass.