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Bill Brasky!!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:41 pm
by SACCAT
Post your Bill Brasky Quotes here.
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury"
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:44 pm
by suckitgriz
"Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:56 pm
by SACCAT
This is way to fun
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican!.......And he hated Irony!"
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:07 pm
by mquast53000
"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:13 pm
by mquast53000
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:20 pm
by SACCAT
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam..I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asain waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!!!"
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:30 pm
by suckitgriz
"Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."
- good one for this board
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:39 pm
by iaafan
Bill Brasky ate Mike Kramer's hair then broke into Bobby Hauck's car and crapped in his glove box.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:56 pm
by coachouert
"His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."
not yet, but soon....
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:05 am
by UMclassof2002
"His penis has a toenail!"