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Bumper snicker

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:20 am
by iaafan
I saw this over the weekend and it relates to a previous thread:

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve." :lol:

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:01 pm
by El_Gato
My favorite these days:

"My governor is STILL dumber than your governor!"

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:50 am
by Hell's Bells
I saw this one while driving in helena

"my dog was the local school's student of the year"

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:05 pm
by SonomaCat
Hell's Bells wrote:I saw this one while driving in helena

"my dog was the local school's student of the year"
You actually saw someone who had that on their car? Wow ... the bumper sticker industry must be in serious need of some witty writers.

[Turns to the camera and smiles] And if you find yourself driving a car with a similarly embarassingly unwitty bumper sticker, don't give up hope. There's one sure-fire way to wipe away your shame, impress the neighbors, and show your fellow road warriors that you are a crafy wordsmith who takes no prisoners and has lots of equally brilliant friends.

Just buy a Bobcatnation bumper sticker to cover up that embarrasing bumper sticker that just won't come off, and people will know that you are a very handsome gentleman or lady with impeccable taste and a fine pedigree. Yours for only [can't remember how much they are, but very affordable]. Get yours at the Bobcatnation store today!

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:13 pm
by kmax
Bay Area Cat wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:I saw this one while driving in helena

"my dog was the local school's student of the year"
You actually saw someone who had that on their car? Wow ... the bumper sticker industry must be in serious need of some witty writers.

[Turns to the camera and smiles] And if you find yourself driving a car with a similarly embarassingly unwitty bumper sticker, don't give up hope. There's one sure-fire way to wipe away your shame, impress the neighbors, and show your fellow road warriors that you are a crafy wordsmith who takes no prisoners and has lots of equally brilliant friends.

Just buy a Bobcatnation bumper sticker to cover up that embarrasing bumper sticker that just won't come off, and people will know that you are a very handsome gentleman or lady with impeccable taste and a fine pedigree. Yours for only [can't remember how much they are, but very affordable]. Get yours at the Bobcatnation store today!
Nice. Boy if the novel writing thing doesn't pan out you have a ready made career in infomercials. :wink:

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:17 pm
by Hell's Bells
kmax wrote:
Bay Area Cat wrote:
Hell's Bells wrote:I saw this one while driving in helena

"my dog was the local school's student of the year"
You actually saw someone who had that on their car? Wow ... the bumper sticker industry must be in serious need of some witty writers.

[Turns to the camera and smiles] And if you find yourself driving a car with a similarly embarassingly unwitty bumper sticker, don't give up hope. There's one sure-fire way to wipe away your shame, impress the neighbors, and show your fellow road warriors that you are a crafy wordsmith who takes no prisoners and has lots of equally brilliant friends.

Just buy a Bobcatnation bumper sticker to cover up that embarrasing bumper sticker that just won't come off, and people will know that you are a very handsome gentleman or lady with impeccable taste and a fine pedigree. Yours for only [can't remember how much they are, but very affordable]. Get yours at the Bobcatnation store today!
Nice. Boy if the novel writing thing doesn't pan out you have a ready made career in infomercials. :wink:
and you can add in his pitch for the Bobcatnation store...shamelessly hocking bumperstickers and shirts *sarcism mode off*

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:27 pm
by Ponycat
I saw this on stuck on the Haufreau cooler: "Look busy, Jesus is coming"

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:03 pm
by GOKATS
Saw this on the back of a Ford pickup-

I Still Miss My Ex-Wife...
But My Aim Is Improving