Dangers of Drinking Beer

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Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by gtapp » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:15 pm

Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by CatBlitz » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:44 am

:lol: =D^


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by grizzh8r » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:44 pm

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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:03 am

Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.



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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by CatBlitz » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:21 pm

AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.



:coffee:
What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:18 am

CatBlitz wrote:
AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.



:coffee:
What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
Its better than through the valley and the fat.

The only FCS school that has hotter chicks than Missoula is NDSU

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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by ilovethecats » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:34 am

oh my



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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by CatBlitz » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:37 am

AlphaGriz1 wrote:
CatBlitz wrote:
AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.



:coffee:
What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
Its better than through the valley and the fat.

The only FCS school that has hotter chicks than Missoula is NDSU

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Meadow implies cattle. Cattle implies fat. Sorry you've deluded yourself so bad you think Missoula has a good selection. Gallatin County is the #1 county in MT as far as health is concerned. And our obesity rate is lower than Missoula. Just sayin' :coffee:


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:13 pm

Tell your women that................not me.

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Post by Counter Assault » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:20 pm

CatBlitz wrote:
AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.



:coffee:
What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.



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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:49 pm

Counter Assault wrote:
CatBlitz wrote:
AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.



:coffee:
What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.
SO!

It took you 13 days to come back with this? I feel sorry for you so I wont even comment on how lame this was in case you truly are mentally retarded. Surely you noticed your response had nothing to do with beer?

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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by Counter Assault » Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:09 am

AlphaGriz1 wrote:
Counter Assault wrote:
CatBlitz wrote:
AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.



:coffee:
What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.
SO!

It took you 13 days to come back with this? I feel sorry for you so I wont even comment on how lame this was in case you truly are mentally retarded. Surely you noticed your response had nothing to do with beer?

:coffee:
It wasn't a comeback genius, it was the first time I read it. I was so bored, I actually did read a thread on beer in chat section I didn't even know existed.

Carry on with your infinity+1 spew over in delirious world.



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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:35 am

Apology not accepted. You didn't even try to be sincere did you......#sadface

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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by Hawks86 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:11 pm

beer is good


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by adlena » Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:51 am

beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:52 am

Hawk needs a beer he is sad


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by LongTimeCatFan » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:06 am

adlena wrote:beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish
What the hell do you know about it? :)



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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by allcat » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:59 am

adlena wrote:beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish
How many did it take to write this 1st post?


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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:59 pm

Tip it on back...............


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