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Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:15 pm
by gtapp
Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:44 am
by CatBlitz
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:44 pm
by grizzh8r
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:03 am
by AlphaGriz1
Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.

Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:21 pm
by CatBlitz
AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.

What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:18 am
by AlphaGriz1
CatBlitz wrote:AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.

What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
Its better than through the valley and the fat.
The only FCS school that has hotter chicks than Missoula is NDSU
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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:34 am
by ilovethecats
oh my
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:37 am
by CatBlitz
AlphaGriz1 wrote:CatBlitz wrote:AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.

What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
Its better than through the valley and the fat.
The only FCS school that has hotter chicks than Missoula is NDSU
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Meadow implies cattle. Cattle implies fat. Sorry you've deluded yourself so bad you think Missoula has a good selection. Gallatin County is the #1 county in MT as far as health is concerned. And our obesity rate is lower than Missoula. Just sayin'

Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:13 pm
by AlphaGriz1
Tell your women that................not me.

Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:20 pm
by Counter Assault
CatBlitz wrote:AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.

What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:49 pm
by AlphaGriz1
Counter Assault wrote:CatBlitz wrote:AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.

What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.
SO!
It took you 13 days to come back with this? I feel sorry for you so I wont even comment on how lame this was in case you truly are mentally retarded. Surely you noticed your response had nothing to do with beer?

Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:09 am
by Counter Assault
AlphaGriz1 wrote:Counter Assault wrote:CatBlitz wrote:AlphaGriz1 wrote:Id need more than 6 pints of beer to climb on any gal in Bozeman................................unless I wanted to saddle them up and ride home.

What, you like grazing through the meadow and past the fur to get to yours in Missoula?
This was A+ by the way. It took AG nearly a whole day to come back as well, and you stomped his weak comeback even so shortly thereafter. He must have been too busy Spewing all over EJizz about the Cats which sparked an infinity-long thread.
SO!
It took you 13 days to come back with this? I feel sorry for you so I wont even comment on how lame this was in case you truly are mentally retarded. Surely you noticed your response had nothing to do with beer?

It wasn't a comeback genius, it was the first time I read it. I was so bored, I actually did read a thread on beer in chat section I didn't even know existed.
Carry on with your infinity+1 spew over in delirious world.
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:35 am
by AlphaGriz1
Apology not accepted. You didn't even try to be sincere did you......#sadface
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Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:11 pm
by Hawks86
beer is good
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:51 am
by adlena
beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:52 am
by AlphaGriz1
Hawk needs a beer he is sad
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:06 am
by LongTimeCatFan
adlena wrote:beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish
What the hell do you know about it?

Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:59 am
by allcat
adlena wrote:beer is not good for health and theory is entirely a rubbish
How many did it take to write this 1st post?
Re: Dangers of Drinking Beer
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:59 pm
by AlphaGriz1
Tip it on back...............