The Bobcat Nation

I came across this new show they are planning on filming in Montana soon.

It's Montana Survivor

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Montana is planning to do

its own, titled "Survivor Montana Style." The contestants will start in

Helena, travel up to Great Falls. Then they will head up to Conrad,

Cutbank and Shelby. From there they will proceed on to Browning. Then

they will go west to Whitefish, Kalispell and down to Missoula through

Polson. From Missoula they will go back down to Lolo, Stevensville, over

to Victor and Darby. They would travel through Jackson, Wisdom, and

Anaconda. The final leg will be through Butte, Boulder, Montana City,

ending back in Helena.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a

LARGE bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay and a Vegetarian. Beer is

harmful to your health. Republicans suck!

Hillary in 2008." Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your

guns."

The first one that makes it back to Helena alive wins. Good luck

to all contestants!

In Missoula they'll fit right in. In fact, you just described a typical Missoulian.

I've heard that one before, but they go on a more rigorous tour of Eastern Montana, through Miles City, Jordan, Circle, and high line locations. Then the first one to come back would really win.

I'm trying to think of someplace in CA that a person with this bumper sticker would fit in. I'm sure it is going for an SF stereotype, but then it has the beer line worked in there. Since this is a huge beer town, that person wouldn't even survive long here. Sure, they wouldn't get killed, but they would get some vicious dirty looks.