The Bobcat Nation

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:25 pm**

Swogger and Chambers.....as found on egriz

Swogger and Chambers tears cure cancer. But they are so badass, they have never cried. Ever.

Swogger and Chambers do not sleep. They wait.

UM is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for Swogger and Chambers.

If you can see Swogger and Chambers, they can see you. If you can't see Swogger and Chambers, you may be only seconds away from death.

Swogger and Chambers have counted to infinity. Twice.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Swogger and Chambers, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The Chinese Wall in the Bob Marshall was originally created by Mike Kramer to keep Swogger and Chambers out.....it failed miserably.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Swogger and Chambers allow to live.

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:29 pm**

Moderators,
maybe more appropriate on the Smack Board.....my bad.
HC95

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:48 pm**

Objective hat going on.

Well, since it doesn't say anything negative about anyone, and actually plays off a thread that was on this board earlier, and since it is actually pretty damn funny ... I have no desire to move it myself.

Play on!

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:57 pm**

Swogger and Chambers challenged Chuck Norris to a game of keepaway. Chambers ran a fly, Swogger threw the ball 80 yards downfield and Chuck Norris batted it away.....the result was known as the Big Bang

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:25 pm**

Swogger and Chambers became cops a few years back and they made a TV show about there crime fighting ability... Cagney and Lacy