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A fun drinking game

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:05 pm
by BWahlberg
Before I roll for the evening thought I'd post a fun game I just made up.

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Warning, use light beer, this game will get you drunk.

While watching the state of the union tonight follow these rules;

- Shotgun 1 beer for everytime Bush mentions "partisan politics"

- Take a drink everytime there is a camera shot of Laura Bush. Take two drinks if Mrs Alito is sitting next to her.

- Take a drink everytime the Democrats don't stand up when Bush makes a point that recieves an ovation. Take two drinks if there is a shot of a Dem shaking his head during that ovation.

- Take a long drink for every camera shot of a Samuel Alito, John Kerry, Bill Frist, John Roberts, Hillary Clinton or Ted Kennedy. (add Cindy Shehan, just read that she'll be there too.)

- Take a drink everytime Bush looks around the room with a condecending smirk on his face.

- Take a small drink everytime these words are mentioned;

"oil"
"terrorism"
"nuclear"
"God"
"Democrat"
"Amerucuhhh"

Re: A fun drinking game

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:10 pm
by SonomaCat
Re/Max Griz wrote:Before I roll for the evening thought I'd post a fun game I just made up.

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Warning, use light beer, this game will get you drunk.

While watching the state of the union tonight follow these rules;

- Shotgun 1 beer for everytime Bush mentions "partisan politics"

- Take a drink everytime there is a camera shot of Laura Bush. Take two drinks if Mrs Alito is sitting next to her.

- Take a drink everytime the Democrats don't stand up when Bush makes a point that recieves an ovation. Take two drinks if there is a shot of a Dem shaking his head during that ovation.

- Take a long drink for every camera shot of a Samuel Alito, John Kerry, Bill Frist, John Roberts, Hillary Clinton or Ted Kennedy. (add Cindy Shehan, just read that she'll be there too.)

- Take a drink everytime Bush looks around the room with a condecending smirk on his face.

- Take a small drink everytime these words are mentioned;

"oil"
"terrorism"
"nuclear"
"God"
"Democrat"
"Amerucuhhh"
I think it's just better to drink non-stop until he sounds articulate. I've been doing that ever since the days before I voted for him.