Valentine's Poem

[rtb]

This came to me today and I thought I should share it with you all.

Female vs Male Poems

FEMALE POEM
I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.




MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, a big boat and a golf course.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ******.

[Ponycat]