The Bobcat Nation

ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, A REPUBLICAN, OR A REDNECK?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The
answer can be found by posing the following situation
and question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock .40 S&W, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about
the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Does the
Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some
friends over latte and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
WinchesterSilver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "You Got-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

Stevicat wrote:ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, A REPUBLICAN, OR A REDNECK?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The
answer can be found by posing the following situation
and question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock .40 S&W, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family.

What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about
the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Does the
Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some
friends over latte and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
WinchesterSilver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "You Got-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

But I thought all Republicans were rednecks?**

--GL

** The above was a joke, people. Please do not jump down the throat of its author and accuse him of being a sign-waving communist hippie. Thanks, Management.