going "ugly" early tonight

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:44 am

anyone hear this song? Played on Seattle station the Wolf - so funny I laughed so hard i nearly drove off the road. In a nut shell the man singing the song is singing about how he and his pal were going down to the local bar to pick up chicks for the night. How his friends standards were too high so he'd be going home alone, but not him he didn't care, because he was "going ugly early tonight". At first as a woman you get pissed, but at the end of the song the pretty blonde ( the 10) gets ready to leave with him, turns to her gal pal and whispers "I'm going ugly early tonight, his friends better looking, but i just don't have the time, so I'm going ugly early tonight". He over hears the whisper and says that it's hurt his pride but "how happy am I that she's decided to go ugly with me tonight!"

If that's not single bar life, I don't know what is. worked in a bar back in my MSU days, and this nailed the scene dead on. gave me a chuckle.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:47 am

As a Paw/Molly veteran, I couldn't say it better myself. (Both in practice and witness)

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:28 pm

guess no one but us two found this funny

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:33 am

Most of them probably don't want to be reminded of their feux pas

grizband · Post by **grizband** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:26 am

I found it funny, but at the same time, I thought to myself "I hope this never happened to me." I'm sure it has, though.

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:52 am

it made me question the memories I have of us gals going to LJ's. mostly I was the DD, so I had some whits about me, at least most nights. May be that's why i got such a laugh out of it. Because I know how true it is!

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:01 am

So YOU were the sober one. I always wondered who that was

grizband · Post by **grizband** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:04 am

Darn you sober girl (shakes fist)...always filling your drunk friends with good advice, and other horrible things.

Post by **kmax** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:07 am

catamaran wrote:So YOU were the sober one. I always wondered who that was

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:08 am

hee hee

actually, they were the ones pushing the drunk guys onto me!

that's why I hope I wasn't a "victim" of this.

especially, when they pile me in the back of a pick up with the hottest cowboy I'd seen in Bozeman, and all he did was want to cuddle

I still think he's a great guy, but he just didn't PUT OUT!!!

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:16 am

briannell wrote:hee hee

actually, they were the ones pushing the drunk guys onto me!

that's why I hope I wasn't a "victim" of this.

especially, when they pile me in the back of a pick up with the hottest cowboy I'd seen in Bozeman, and all he did was want to cuddle

I still think he's a great guy, but he just didn't PUT OUT!!!

And that man now lives a quiet life atop Brokeback Mountain....the end.

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:07 am

And that man now lives a quiet life atop Brokeback Mountain....the end.

I wish I could say that, but no he's straight. Funny how the guy my gal pals labeled as "easy comfort sex" and "such a given" still hasn't put out since we met in 94.

I still don't know why

I know us women say that we want sweet, good converstaion, and yes cuddling, and he did all that. But may be i should have just been more direct with the poor man. I don't know the phrase "you want to screw NOW!!!!" may have actually worked

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:13 am

As the old saying goes" I'd bet a dollar to donuts on that one"

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:15 am

all i know is that it is a pretty good cletus t judd song....
and it is sung by my date immeditely after i pick her up

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:01 pm

hell's - huh? sorry don't listen to cletus, so don't get it.

are you saying that your dates don't care, as long as you're putting out ?

you know it's a little simpler when you have a traditional marriage, basically if he don't put out , he gets kicked out.

nah, can't do that, but i'm sure most men would prefer to give in than do the laundry

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:13 pm

briannell wrote:hell's - huh? sorry don't listen to cletus, so don't get it.

are you saying that your dates don't care, as long as you're putting out ?

you know it's a little simpler when you have a traditional marriage, basically if he don't put out , he gets kicked out. nah, can't do that, but i'm sure most men would prefer to give in than do the laundry

i bet cletus wrote the song you were talkin about earlier in this thread....

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:50 pm

well, I don't have to worry about this these days. I know hubby was sober when I caught him

Thank God I know that for certain! sober when we met, sober (most of the time) we dated, sober when he said I do. however, today he'd happily take any drink you'd buy him

Nowadays I think he'd freely give me away to any man that can haul off and afford all of my pets

reason #1 hubby wont move me to Montana or ANYWHERE ! 1 pissy cat, 2 dogs, soon to be 3 as I have my eye on a pretty little female Mastiff (I'll get her when he deploys again

), fish, and kids wont leave the ponies.

may be i'll meet Barnum and Bailey at the bar someday, and we'll work something out.